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At long last, there is a male bathing suit equivalent to the thong bikini (Original Post)
Major Nikon
Jun 2012
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HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)1. Those are the "petite" ones I trust. Way too small.
surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)2. Surely, that would depend on ...
... how cold the water is.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)5. Mr. Dinky takes offense.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)7. You have it turned the wrong way
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)8. They don't look like they have a left or right bias - just too small.
Rambis
(7,774 posts)3. What do they call it a "the schlong"
Perfect: the schlong bikini
CleanLucre
(284 posts)42. the Dickini?
Rambis
(7,774 posts)46. That is good- I am modifying mine to the "Schong Thong"
CleanLucre
(284 posts)48. how about just
schlock
Rambis
(7,774 posts)49. Schlock sling (nm)
CleanLucre
(284 posts)50. it's just a sock
no hydraulics involved
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)4. I prefer to repurpose.......
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)6. I'll never look at a Pringles can the same way again.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)9. Well at LEAST he doesn't have it crammed up the vesuvala.
Baitball Blogger
(46,705 posts)13. I'm guessing his team lost.
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)31. I wish I had the courage, or lack of sense, to dress like that. nt
Arkansas Granny
(31,516 posts)39. And some of us here are happy that you don't.
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)40. Where is this guy standing that no one seems to care.
I wasn't going to say this but how is that can staying on him.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)10. A cock sock
A ball bag.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)12. Dick slip!
chollybocker
(3,687 posts)16. Bling sling.
Camel hammock.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)23. Salami sling, tool tote, banana bag
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)25. Wanker Wrap!
sarge43
(28,941 posts)29. Next, the faux fur line
leopard, zebra, mink and for the man who has everything - sable.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)35. Just as long as they don't include weasel.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)26. A sack sack
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)28. A package pack
cbayer
(146,218 posts)11. John Mayer wearing an extended version
Them things sure is weighing down his head
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)14. Why, God, Why did I even click on this thread.
I can never "un-see" these things.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)30. It's the Lounge, Jake. n/t
davsand
(13,421 posts)15. Oh look! They come in TWO shades of pink!
a kennedy
(29,658 posts)17. OMGosh.....I think I'm gonna be sick.....
These are just so bad.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)18. The older I get, the more likely I'll be to put one on backwards...
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... and cry because now it would fit so well.
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Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)27. Maybe you need "The Nut Bra" instead
progressoid
(49,990 posts)44. Oh sweet Jesus.
I need to email that to a couple people but it probably won't make it through their spam filters.
JI7
(89,249 posts)19. do they come in prints also or only solid colors ?
chknltl
(10,558 posts)20. Are there tin foil ones?
That and my hat, I'll be sharp as a tack! Take that evil cosmic rays!
Mopar151
(9,983 posts)47. Don;'t forget your ground strap! n./t
baldguy
(36,649 posts)21. Looks to be just about as comfortable, too.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)22. Ah, but is there an equivilent to the C-string?
redqueen
(115,103 posts)33. Typical.
No pics of hot men modeling anything... but of course...
krispos42
(49,445 posts)38. John Mayer and Mr Pringles Can.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)24. I hope they make them in size large
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)34. They'll follow the example of Starbucks.....
Tall, Grande, Venti!
redqueen
(115,103 posts)36. couldn't find any pics of that one, but...
Kali
(55,008 posts)41. I think the top picture may be one reason why (and the banana hammock in lime green for that matter)
hot guys just seem to look better with partially unbuttoned jeans than stretchy mini swim wear
or is that just me? ( )
lumpy
(13,704 posts)37. I prefer the gourd.
nt
progressoid
(49,990 posts)45. And in the colder seasons you might need a "Willie Warmer"