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Atheists & Agnostics

True Dough

(17,467 posts) Mon May 13, 2024, 09:20 PM May 13

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Knock, knock...

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Knock, knock... (Original Post) True Dough May 13 OP

I get people who knock and try to give me free bottles of shampoo JoseBalow May 13 #1

I laughed till I cried! True Dough May 13 #2

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? progressoid May 13 #3

I've always referred to them as "Jehovah's Witless"...... lastlib May 13 #4

Definitely not this reason: True Dough May 14 #5

JoseBalow

(2,839 posts)

1. I get people who knock and try to give me free bottles of shampoo

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 13, 2024, 09:27 PM

May 13

They're Jojoba Witnesses

True Dough

(17,467 posts)

2. I laughed till I cried!

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #1)

Mon May 13, 2024, 10:11 PM

May 13

Then I used this Baby Shampoo.

progressoid

(50,076 posts)

3. What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Mon May 13, 2024, 11:27 PM

May 13

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

lastlib

(23,505 posts)

4. I've always referred to them as "Jehovah's Witless"......

Reply to progressoid (Reply #3)

Mon May 13, 2024, 11:51 PM

May 13

True Dough

(17,467 posts)

5. Definitely not this reason:

Reply to progressoid (Reply #3)

Tue May 14, 2024, 12:17 AM

May 14

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