Would You Like to Join Me in Orlando on Election Night? [View all]

[Alan Grayson]

We want to do something special for our moneybomb this week. So if you contribute, then you will have a chance to join me in November for our Election Night Victory Party in Orlando, Florida.

That’s at our expense. We will fly the winner to Orlando, and put up that lucky soul (or souls) at a very nice hotel.

Maybe it will be you. I hope so, because you know that I would enjoy spending time with you, right?

Now I’m aware of the fact that the election takes place on a Tuesday, and many of our supporters actually work on Tuesdays. So if the winner can’t make it to Orlando on Election Night, then any time between now and the end of the year is fine. But I’m hoping that the winner can make it on Election Night, because I would like to share the fun.

One more thing: the winner also gets to go to Disney World or Universal Studios. Your choice.

By the way, if you already have contributed to our moneybomb, don’t sweat it. Everyone who has contributed to our campaign since we announced the moneybomb on Wednesday has a chance here. Because if we didn’t do that, it would be creepy. And we try our best not to be creepy. Butif you contribute again, then you have two chances.

By the way, I’m with me all the time. And I love it. I’m sure you will, too.

I recognize that there are some people who don’t want to be with me on Election Night. Frankly, there are some people who don’t want to be with me at all. If you are one of those people, then we have a special offer for you: If you contribute $5000 or more to our campaign, then we will exclude you from this offer. You don’t have to be with me, ever. The same is true of all your friends. And your enemies. Especially your enemies.

(Footnote: we don’t want a slew of one-cent contributions; MasterCard and Visa would kill us. So only contributors of $20.14 or more qualify. $20.14, because it’s 2014 – get it?)

A trip to Orlando. Disney World or Universal Studios. And being with me on Election Night. Gosh-darn it, what else do you want in life?

Oh, and one more reason to contribute to our moneybomb by Monday: You know that you can count on me. Now I’m counting on you. Click here, and make our “100 Days to Victory” moneybomb a success.

Courage,

Rep. Alan Grayson