Equal
Time with Bob Boudelang
"Iraq's WMD Program Has Been Found And I Did Not Draw
it So Stop Saying That!!"
January 10, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Well, I'll bet all of those LIEberals and Saddam-appeasers
and Democraps who were poo-pooing Our Great President's War
in Iraq (which is not a quagmyer so stop saying that) are
laughing out of the other sides of their neck now! George
W. has discovered
the evidence that the Iraqis were working on weapons of mass
distraction and here it is!
And I did not draw that myself, no matter what Mrs. Brown
Rosenfeld says. It actually appeared in a real newspaper,
as hard as that is to believe. But I guess even the running
dog lackeys of the yellow journalism press have come around
to seeing Our Great President for what he is.
I suppose LIEberals would have dawdled and waited for the
U of N and then we would have had to face the horror of those
drawings.
What if those Iraqi scientists had got their hands on crayolas?
Then there would be color on the drawings and they could have
drawn flames and explosions and dotted lines for bullets and
little Americans yelling "Arrrgh!" and "You got me!"
We would be in some deep pickle then, believe you me. But
fortunately we have a President, who is not a corrupt drunk
no matter what they say, whose mind is equal to a threat like
this.
And that was well worth all those dead and wounded soldiers
who gave their lives willingly to defend us from these and
other sketches. And I think the decent thing to do is go on
ignoring
them like we been doing up till now. Otherwise our national
reserve may weaken and we would not have another war in time
for the election.
But until then we must put up with the bigotry
and hate of anti-Bush candidates, who are clearly motivated
by hating Jews. It is horrible to see how they bash Our Great
President, who I am sure treats his Jewish advisors as good
as if they were normal people.
Especially Howard Dean, who hates Jews so much he married
one. That shows he is not really saved, and thus not somebody
people should listen to.
Instead we should listen to decent saved people like Our
Great President and his family, especially Neil who only has
the one venereal disease despite the lies of his critics to
make it seem like he has more than one. And then it is only
herpes and not the clap. So stop saying Neil has the clap,
or else!
And I am sure that all the other Hispanish Americans and
other immigrants who are dragging America down are thrilled
with Our Great President's plan to let them go on doing the
disgusting low-paying jobs Americans do not want to do. And
yes, the Republicans in Congress will not pass this plan in
a million years, but those people are too ignorant to know
that and will now probably be fooled into voting for it anyway.
Although I am hoping perhaps it will be passed, and then
Mr. Rabinowitz will hire some immigrant to carry out the fish
guts and wash down the bins. As it is, I have hardly any time
to think about current affairs (and not just waste time in
the alley). So just remember, Neil Bush does not have the
clap,
and Our Great President went to war over this.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who did not
draw that art, which clearly posed an eminent threat to all
of us worth going to war for even if you cannot prove Our
Great President ever said so. If you know someone who wants
an opportunity in the fast paced exciting world of putting
fish guts in the dumpster in the alley, email bobboudelang@yahoo.com.
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