Reply #30: My Crucification

[Crosseyed Jesus]

How dare one of my manufactured virus re account the details of my crucification! (which by the way may be fiction). Whats this Christianity cult, dooms day loving, cave dwelling, Snake Oil & Venom show doing, using my good name. Without my permission I might add.
They did the same thing to my friend Mickey! Who never intended to have a Mouse Club, nor his image splattered all over the planet. All for the sake of the all mighty "In God We Trust" toilet paper.
Reliving that crucification is very painful. Thank Elvis they didn't hang me!
I can just imagine all of them Catholics performing the sign of the noose. Hey, wearing those little gold & silver hangman's noose around their necks would be a hoot, to say the very least.
Now go do as I say, love one another. And I mean love one another! And if I may straighten one thing before I go......its the Greeks that shall inherit the Earth, O.K!

Crosseyed Jesus