Hate Mailbag
October 29, 2002

Yoohoo - it's time for a surprise pre-election mailbag! That's right, we just knew that you wouldn't be able to get through to election day without a reminder of what lies in store for the country if the Republicans achieve a full majority. Read 'em and weep, suckers! And don't forget - as always, these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the sender.

That's One Enormous Humidor Repository
From: "----, Andy" <andy.----@---.com>
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2002 16:01:40 -0400
To: "'mail@democraticunderground.com'" <mail@democraticunderground.com> Subject: What do you think about this?

In general, Democrats are less intelligent than Republicans i.e. Gore and the Clintons. That's why Democrats will not see the White House for many years to come. Especially, after once turning our respected White House into a Chicken Ranch and a Humidor repository. Long live Republicans and shall they inherit the earth. Go Dubya!

DU RESPONDS: Just one thing: before you go around accusing people of being stupid, you might want to find out what a humidor is.

The West Shall Rise Again
From: "frank --------" <---_------@semo.net>
Reply-To: "frank --------" <---_------@semo.net>
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 07:52:17 -0500
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Good idea!

You liberals have polarized the country. You have one thing in common with radical Islamics: You both want to destroy the USA!

I suggest you have your "leaders" Kennedy, Hillary, Gephardt, Daschle, et al break up the USA, dividing the country in half. You liberals can take the half East of the Mississippi, Conservatives can have the half west of the Mississippi. Then you guys can create you own cry baby socialist hell. Conservatives can go own as usual.

DU RESPONDS: Uh... okay! Give us a call when you want in on the free health care.

A Carny Writes
From: "Ken --------" <--------@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 21:45:22 -0400
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Feelings

Browsing through your websight it struck me suddenly what it was I was feeling. I felt like a kid again in an old style carnival inside the freak tent - looking at all the misshaped and malformed poor souls - not wanting to look but being unable to turn away, feeling sorry for them but at the same time repulsed. You poor poor people. I feel for you, I really do!

DU RESPONDS: Surely it's WE who should feel sorry for YOU... I mean, it must have been tough for you, growing up in the freak tent at a carnival. I can only imagine what your poor parents must look like. No wonder you keep having flashbacks.

Uh... A Box Of Syringes?
From: "Lawanna ------" <--------@bellsouth.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 12:53:19 -0400
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Hypocrates

You Hypocrates are ruining America. Go live in Iraq you assholes.

DU RESPONDS: If someone can explain to us what a "hypocrate" is, please let us know at mail@democraticunderground.com. Thanks.

Oh Look, We Banned An Asshole
From: "AMERICAN NOSTALGIA" <--------@bellsouth.net>
Reply-To: "AMERICAN NOSTALGIA" <--------@bellsouth.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 19:27:05 -0400
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Typical Liberals!

You liberals can dish it out but you can't take it! Typical! Freedom of Speech is only when everyone agrees with you. Thanks for keeping me out of the forum. You are a gutless group of Socialists.

DU RESPONDS: Oh, I'm sorry - it must have been a terrible mistake. You would obviously have been a productive and thoughtful member of our group. Can you ever forgive us?

This Week's Pretend Democrat
From: "Dan --------" <-------@chartermi.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 14:21:57 -0700
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: 10/21/02

I just found your website, and what a crock! You people would not know a democracy if bit you in the butt. All I can say is thank God your kind is not in charge. After Nov. 5th your buddy Daschle will be called the Senate Minority Leader. Then we can get on with the business of making this country great again.
just another dem turned republican.

DU RESPONDS: Uh-huh, sure. Dem turned Republican. Mm-hmm. Right.

Just A Little Bit Of Republican Butt-Lovin'
From: STAVRAKAS <---------@----.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 11:16:36 -0700
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: ELECTIONS!

CUM ELECTION DAY I WILL STICK MY REPUBLICAN DICK IN YOUR LEFT WING ASS. GOD BLESS AMERICA. FUCK CARL MARX AND YOU.

DU RESPONDS: Well, I'm left-wing, it's true - but I've gotta tell you, my ass is pretty conservative.

America: Love It Or We'll Kick You Out
From: "The Bohns" <-----@---.--.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 12:06:49 -0500
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Democratic Underground

You people should stay underground. You by far are the worst that this country has to offer. Socialists and communists that is about what you all are. There will be a day when this country gets fed up and hauls your asses out of here. GOD BLESS AMERICA DOWN WITH TERRANNY.

DU RESPONDS: Yes, God bless your idea of an America where we throw out the people we get fed up with! And down with terranny! (Whatever that is...)

Boy, Libertarians Are Boring
From: kube@------------.net
Reply-To: kube@------------.net
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 12:20:26 -400
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: No subject

Here's one for your "hate" mailbag. Nice use of that term, "hate", by the way. Really drives home how you are such victims of the Evil Right Wing Conspiracy.

Now, I will be the first one to agree with you that the Republican Party is filled with corrupt, greedy and selfish individuals. But guess what, so is the Democratic Party. Neither of the two Big Parties actually supports the ideals and guidelines set forth in the <a href=http://www.house.gov/Constitution/Constitution.html>The Constitution of the United States</a>. A good read, by the way. Try looking through it some time. But I digress. No one political party really hold up to the true ideals of the Founding Fathers (oh, that's not a very PC phrase, is it? Wouldn't want to sound misogynistic, would I? How about the Founding Individuals?) The <a href=www.lp.org>Libertarian Party</a> comes close to promoting an actual American (as dictated by the Constitution) form of Governemt. (Hiss! boo! Evil, crazy Libertarians! God forbid anyone try and bring this country back to what it was originally supposed to be.)

Speaking of the Founding Individuals, I would like you to try a little exercise. Look through The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights, and see how many times the word "Democracy" pops up. For those too lazy (gee, people who support welfare being lazy? Who would of thought?) to try this little game, I'll give you a hint: 0. Gee, for all the times politicians throw that glowing, vote-gaining word, you'd think America was supposed to be a Democracy, wouldn't you? And if that's the case, logic would stand to reason that the most important and defining documents of our government would be peppered with the word. Things that make you go hrrrrmmmmmmm. Without further ado, I now will stop wasting my time with you socialist dredges, and will return to reading a site with some actual political content.

I await your pithy, yet void-of-any-actual-insight-or-logical-discourse comment.

DU RESPONDS: I'll get back to you when I've finished scratching my scrotum.

A Financial Advisor Writes
From: "Peter - ------" <peter.-.------@----.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 11:06:11 -0400
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: free speach

I thought Democrats were tolerant.

I thought Democrats like to dialogue.

I thought democrats encouraged diversity in thought, race, choice, religion, etc.

I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Democrats are no longe liberal.

Democrats are dictitorial and have taken the pursuit of truth and turned it into............................

"our political agenda right or wrong.... our ends always justifies our means".

The rule of law is just a suggestion.

If it doesn't go our way,we will get the courts to change the law!

The Democratic Party is it's own worst enemy.

It used to stand for viable social issues. Now it's POWER, MONEY, DIVISIVENESS!

This Independent Voter will no longer vote Democratic anymore.

My votes will go to Moderate Republicans and Libertarians!

STOP YOUR INSANITY OR YOU WILL BECOME MORE IRRELEVANT!

_________________
Peter -. ------, CRPC CLTC
Financial Advisor
American Express Financial Advisors
--- Life Insurance Company
---- ------- Rd. #---
------------, -- -----
------
Phone: (---) --------
Fax: (---) --------

DU RESPONDS: And I thought financial advisors were supposed to be smart. Or at least better than semi-literate.

God Bless The America
From: "Greg ------" <-------@------.com>
Organization: Southern Mechanical Contractors
Reply-To: -------@------.com
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:52:52 -0400
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: democrats suck

Most democrats are bleeding heart liberals who don't give a dam about the America. They would be most happy if we were a socialist country where the people who have worked hard and made themselfs rich, pay for the lazy bums who vote democratic.

It will never happen.

The Hilldabeast will never be elected president, so why don't all you democrats take Jimmy Carter and move to Cuba, and make everybody happy.

Why do you think the democratic party is represented by a jackass? Cause it represents their mentallty.

DU RESPONDS: Why do you think the Republican party is represented by an elephant? Because it produces an inordinate amount of dung.

More Insightful Comments
From: "Andrew ---------" <-.-.---------@Verizon.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 23:18:47 -0400
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Free Speech?

Sir: I realize you may choose to read this and not respond, but I thought I would write anyway. I had the chance to visit your site and felt I should tell you that I have never come across a site so full of hate, half-truths and innuendo. You clearly demonstrate that not only can Democrats not take it; they can¹t dish it out intelligently either.

You really do embarrasses yourselves, I feel ashamed for you.

DU RESPONDS: We're not half as embarrassesed as you should be, bucko.

The Truth Is Out There
From: fsdf ddssd <---------@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 12 Oct 2002 15:05:51 -0700 (PDT)
To: admin@democraticunderground.com
Subject: Re: Democratic Underground Registration Information

I know something a tad funny and after a few months to get t he unfettered proof I will unleash it on the blind who frequent DU. Truth is that when someone emails your Skinner, you ignore it but you find a way to bring them up when you want to smear someone or when they point out that you run your site without ethics. Well Skinner, not everyone you take for granted or insult is an amateur and I think that people may see you a tad differently when they find out what some of us have found out. SInce you insisted on your bigotry, we insisted on exposing your lies. When the proof is without any dount it will be emailed and unveiled for all to see :) You feel big running this site, but I think bringing you to your knees will be a great moment for truth.

DU RESPONDS: Sorry if we assumed that you were an amateur asshat. You're obviously a professional - nay, a veteran even.

Oh No, We've Been Caught Out!
From: Christina ---- <---------@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 01:33:58 -0700 (PDT)
To: comments@cnn.com, crossfire@cnn.com, oreilly@foxnews.com
Cc: mail@Democraticunderground.com, hardball@msnbc.com, msavage@newsmax.com
Subject: DemocraticUnderground CHEATS CNN POLLS, VOTE.com, MSNBC, (Shame on RATS, again!!)))

Dear CNN:

I just wanted you to know that a corrupt liberal forum has hijacked your CNN POLLS over the past month (does the cookie trick and all) . Here's a snip of proof from the democraticunderground.com cult -- they are small small peanuts with lots of hate to spread so MASS emailing and RIGGING POLLS ON CNN, MSNBC, VOTE.COM, and others (even Oprah who also has been notified for her redcent message board scam by democrats) These low life filth mongers deserve no publicity because they have little support to sustain themselves..they are from the sewer. They are pure lazy anti-American trash.

No worries, we'll keep you posted on things, especially regarding rigged polls by DUI's corrupt democrats, who would have guessed?. We have media watch dogs monitoring activity and thought you should know that this was the lastest email we grabbed from their corrupt left-winged democrats. Re: CNNPOLL: Corrupt comment about Wonderful Powell: Here's some proof of illegal activity by democraticundergound.com

hedda_foil (819 posts)
Oct-10-02, 02:28 AM (ET)
Reply to post #5 6. In any case, you can click away to your heart's content.

We've been unfreeping these things for a couple of weeks. Don't know if this one is worth it, but I couldn't sleep so WTF -- I hit the vote button 40 or 50 times in a row.

Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

STAND FOR THE CONSTITUTION WITH SENATOR BYRD

These Sorry ASS socialists should be fined!

DU RESPONDS: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh, my aching sides!

Insanity, Thy Name Is Rebecca
From: bluegoose bluegoose <--------------@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 11:07:08 -0700 (PDT)
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: your threats

You and your organization have been reported to the proper authorities. You did not like my posts, which were quite reasonable, and in return your posters, and your organization, made threats to my person.

The feds will be quite interested in what you have done. Your organization is filled with anti-American hate speech, which may be acceptable to the paranoid conspiracists such as you attract, but you will not get away with threats.

I have also been notified by someone I know at Yahoo that you have attempted to get my personal information for harassment purposes. Continue this, and you will have a lawsuit on your hands.

I continue to spread the word about idiots like you, the authoritarian left, and you will exposed for what you are. There are thousands and thousands of moles who are infiltrating you and organizations like you. Your socialism will be exposed. You are being watched by the government. The American people will not allow you totalitarians to get away with your garbage anymore. Any organization which takes the name "Democratic......" is suspect, because you try to hide your fascism with your name. You leftists are at fault for 911 because of the way you destroyed the military during the 90s and the way you influenced the Democratic party. No more. Never again.

I'll be there, watching. Recording. Thousands will be. Your attempts to undermine America will not work. You are being outed for the vile creatures you are.

We will take back the Universities. We will take back America. You leftists will cease to have control of the Democratic Party.

God Bless America, for a Moderate Democratic Party,

Rebecca

DU RESPONDS: Oh for Gawd's sake, give it a rest. Two things: 1) you're talking out of your rear end, and 2) nobody cares.

It's Hard To Surf When Your Head's In The Sand
From: "Larry L. -------" <------@------.com>
Date: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 21:24:40 -0800
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Subject: Your site

Recently I stumbled across your web site. As I read the threads I couldn't help but notice a common theme. Every single one of you absolutely hates the United States, the government, religion, the military, the American way of life or anything else deemed to be 'conservative'. By the same token, you all love Clinton, view abortion as a 'choice', put the well being of a tree over the need of a man to support his family, push alternative fuels while stopping dams from being built and generally ridicule anyone with a difference of opinion.

I always knew you existed but just didn't know the extent of your hatred. Thank you for showing me.

DU RESPONDS: So... you didn't ACTUALLY read the threads AT ALL then?

Tell Me Again: Why Does The Rest Of The World Hate America?
From: ----------@aol.com
Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 14:44:08 EDT
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: If America wants to control the world

I'm an American and i think it's just great. Who would you rather controlled the world? Dumbasses

DU RESPONDS: I think dumbasses already do control the world don't they? Or were Bush and Cheney impeached and nobody told me?

Smart, But Only Smart Enough To Teach Comp I At Texas State Technical College
From: --- ---- <---.----@---------.----.--->
Organization: Texas State Technical College
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 12:52:15 -0500
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: another message you won't like

Dear ladies and gentlemen: I love to show your site to my Comp I students as an example of an unreliable Web site. Keep up the good work illustrating the basic premise that liberals such as yourselves have little respect for honesty or even for rationality. With any luck, even some of the most hardened Democrats may learn to question a "vanguard" of ideologues that lack tolerance for honest discourse while revealing the same level of logic as typical seventh graders. If you choose to display my letter in your Hatemail, please spew forth your most vile and childish comments to further show people what your party represents. Of course, I will be surprised if you have the intellectual and moral fortitude to do so. Be that as it may - I am looking forward to your best sophomoric display. In either case, I am displaying this post, and we will look forward to either silence (my prediction to my students) or yet another sassy Democratic Underground reply.

The ball is in your court and I'm predicting turnover.

DU RESPONDS: Sir, before I commence with the bitchslap that you seem to so richly desire, please indulge me for a moment while I point out that if you're so keen on teaching your students about "reliability", "honesty" and "rationality" you might want to avoid making broad generalizations about all Democrats and all liberals based on the obviously tongue-in-cheek and obviously biased rantings of two sophomoric webmasters with too much time on their hands. Thank you. And now for the bitchslap. You're an idiot.

This Week's Threat
From: "asdasdasdasdasd asdasd" <--------------@mail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 17:54:22 -0500
To: mail@democraticunderground.com
Subject: Hi

I just came across your site after looking for info on Mr Clinton on David letterman a few nights ago :-)

You fucking people are sick. If I ever meet you or any of you! in dark alley we will have a interesting discussion. And then I will prrceed to kick your freaken gay stupid ass and dump you in a trash can ware you belong.

Fuck You!

DU RESPONDS: That is, you will if your mommy lets you out after supper, right?

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