Hate Mailbag

Anti-American cock-smokers! That's right - we're back with yet another all-singing, all-swearing Hate Mailbag. They just don't give up, do they? And that's just the way we like it. Thanks for yet more free content, suckers!

Unfortunately our spam filter appears to have been foiling the most illiterate hate mailers recently - although one or two managed to figure it out, probably with some help from their mothers. As usual, these emails have not been edited in ANY WAY, except to preserve the anonymity of the senders. Because we're nice like that.

A Message From The Vice President
From: <--------@charter.net>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 12:48 AM

Fuck you. You are all a bunch of anti-american cock-smokers. Stop spreading your bullshit anti-bush anti-republican propaganda. I can't believe you fucking assholes have nothing better to do that bash one of the greatest presidents in this nations history and try to raise up on your pathetic faggot ass shoulders this fucking pussy Kerry who fucking runs and cries when a splinter gets in his finger so he can get a fucking purple heart. What will happen if this piece of shit is put in charge of our country? He will turn this nation over to UN control, ask them what we should do (the UN hates American by the way fuck-tards) let them delegate how we should run our lives, he will severely weaken our policies on how we deal with terrorists, handing that over to the UN too, Bush has balls, he takes care of his own. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I am hoping you write some aging hippie bullshit back for me to read and have a good laugh over. So remember... FUCK YOU!

DU RESPONDS:  Steady on Dick. This isn't the floor of the Senate you know.

Best Moderator Application Ever
From: -----------@aol.com
To: <earlg@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 7:48 PM
Subject: Moderator

I wanna be a moderator because I hate the USA and everything it stands for. I want to elect Kerry so that we can be seen as the gutless turds we deserve to be in the eyes of the entire world. I want to put it to all the 'repugs' who come to DU everyday for a laugh. I want to be closer to my DU sisters and brothers like a big pyschotherapy group where we all hold hands and hug and coo, "There, there. Nothing is your fault. You have no responsibilty to anyone but yourself. Shrub is to blame for everything..."

It's my dream to be a witless, pathetic waste of air. That would make a perfect DU moderator, wouldn't it, comrade?!

DU RESPONDS:  Sure thing. You can moderate the Cock-Smoker forum.

Ignoring History And Facts
From: "Bob ---------" <------@peoplepc.com>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Monday, June 28, 2004 11:00 PM
Subject: How is it going?

In case you have never noticed, the USA is a republic, built on heroism, dedication to the ideal of democracy, a nation of leadership that doesn't take well to the socialism of Europe, true American leaders refuse to follow. The French, since Napolation, haven't been able to protect themselves, the Germany's started wars they couldn't finish and Russia would have dominated the entire region if not for the USA.
I truely try to understand the minds of your affilliation, however the biggest obsticleto my turn, is ignoring history and facts.
Democratics live in a make believe world, that didn't use to be so, for power Dems have no boundaries.

DU RESPONDS:  Stop. You had me at "Napolation."

I Feel The Need, The Need For Spude
From: -------@commercialflooringandminiblindsinc.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, July 15, 2004 12:18 PM
Subject: what you understand

Why are you so fucking stupid to believe the shit that is spude by your leaders. I respect your rights to say the things you say but I also want you to understand how stupid any thought process that would make you think John Scary can lead this country. Kerry was a coward in Vietnam and as a veteran and a fast boat operator I know what he did to get the medals; he is a rich kid that was a wantabe John F. Kennedy (he's not even in the same ball park). You need to sit in a church so that you can realize how stupid the things say are. You have awakened a sleeping giant and we will defeate you not just in the White House.

Pat

DU RESPONDS:  Sounds to me like the sleeping giant is still somewhat woozy and possibly a little hung over. Why not get back to us when the sleeping giant has fully regained consciousness?

Hero. Zero?
From: -----------@yahoo.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 2:10 PM
Subject: About your website/Store

My name is Jennifer ------ and I am a resident of Illinois. I am writing in disgust of your website. I am not a Republican or a Democrat. I vote for who I see fit to run this country. I think that it is very disrespectful to our nation and to our president to post many of the items that have posted and sell products that call the leader of our country a ZERO. I personally would like to see someone other than Bush or Kerry running this country but given the choice (which I supposedly have) I choose Bush.

I am for the amendment to ban "gay marriage" and preserve the sanctity of marriage as we know it. I am also Pro-Life. I feel that partial birth abortions, if not all, should be illegal! After having a child one year ago, I cannot understand how a woman can feel that child inside her moving and growing and decide to have a murderer rip that child out of her and destroy such a wonderful gift of life that God has chosen to give her.

Jennifer ------

DU RESPONDS:  Damn, does the T-shirt design say "Zero?" It was supposed to say "Dildo."

The Smell Test
From: --------@aol.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Saturday, July 10, 2004 11:38 PM
Subject: (no subject)

You A$$holes stink

DU RESPONDS:  Then get your nose out of our undershorts.

Slowly Sinking Into The Pit Of Insanity
From: john.--------@gte.net
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 9:23 AM
Subject: On column by Christian DeWar

Hello,

The article by Christian DeWar on President Bush is nothing but vitriolic propaganda. Were it not for Christians in the United States of America, this country would long ago have been conquered by atheist dictators. The Democratic Party as represented by your website is a step child of the Lenin/Stalin Communist Party. The Soviet Communist Party had its Gulag. Today's Democratic Party has its own Gulag--it's called abortion. Do you not yet hear the cries of 40 million dead children?

John ------
Medina, OH

DU RESPONDS:  What the fuck are you talking about?

Fun With Irony
From: Thomas.------@----.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 9:43 PM
Subject: Acceptable Use Policy

My God!!! You'd think we're a bunch of Republicans, what with all the rules. I was going to register and maybe enjoy an exchange or two. But after reading the thousands of words of rules I'm concerned that almost no matter what I write it'd be bound to break one of the rules and end up being banned.

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DU RESPONDS:  Geez Thomas, speak for yourself.

The $64,000 Question
From: ------@bigzoo.net
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:37 PM
Subject: nomenclature

The Top 10 Conservative Idiots http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/index.html
NEW! June 7

Do you think name calling is the way to do business or are issues most important.

A Friedman

DU RESPONDS:  Um... well... hmmmmm... Can I get back to you on that?

Spice Girls' Vocal Concert
From: ------@--------------.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 2:10 PM
Subject: If I get anymore viruses from you socialists Im gonna report you to the FBI

GOT IT
Justin

DU RESPONDS:  Justin, your manly use of capital letters makes me want to shit my pants.

A Tad Premature
From: ---- ----- LOGAN [--------@MSN.COM]
To: <skinnerdemocraticunderground.com>
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2004 12:50 PM
Subject: Get stuffed!!

You people are the most hate filled, intolerant, arrogant, one sided poltroons I have ever encountered, I wouldn't give you one penny. You clowns on the left used to be funny when you were out of power. Now you are truly frightening.

DU RESPONDS:  Damn, are we back in power already? 

I'm A Loser, Baby
From: --------------@aol.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:08 PM
Subject: Sad

Reference to your hate mail page. I can see the handiwork of Rick Myers in the clever response to the e-mails. Oh, by the way I am sending a link to your filth, sorry, I mean SITE to Beck, Quinn and Limbaugh as I would like them to have the same opportunity, as the rest of us to laugh their asses off at this garbage.

I am sure you won't print Myers' name............Neither would I, Boys.

DU RESPONDS:  Sorry, completely wrong. By the way, I can understand why you'd want to send our site to Quinn and Limbaugh, but Beck? I'm not sure the influential genre-hopping indie-rocker is into politics...

Help! My Nose Is Stuck In The Gipper's Ass
From: -----@aol.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 09, 2004 7:08 PM
Subject: Reality

All you flaming liberal (dim)ocrats are really having a hard time accepting the fact that the republicans are turning the minds and hearts of todays society by exposing the lies that your party have been trying to force feed the general public for the last 40 years.
You are no longer in power and it's driving you guys crazy.....my suggestion to you is....GET OVER IT!!!
The republican party has the reigns thanks in part to great men like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and mostly due to the God given insight of our greatest president of the 20th century Ronald Reagan.You don't get it and quite frankly I don't think you ever will.
So go on and continue living in the darkness....it's your choice but I for one am glad I'm on the RIGHT side!!!!!!!!!!

DU RESPONDS:  Yeah, it was really great when Ronald Reagan sold weapons to Iran so he could fund terrorists in Central America. And when he sent Donald Rumsfeld to cozy up to Saddam Hussein. And when he funded and trained Osama bin Laden and Co. in Afghanistan. Talk about being on the right side of history...!

The Sad Result Of Wishful Thinking
From: "adam ---" <-------@yahoo.com>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2004 2:35 PM

I read your little comparison of the "Ditto Heads" emails. I guess if I too thought the way that most liberals think I would also want to quickly dismiss these emails as just idiots spouting out what they heard on the radio. But maybe, (and I know that it will be very tough for you to think outside of your precious little box that you've constructed for yourself being that all of these people are mindless retards) just maybe these people are independent, free thinkers and they each have individually pegged you for being the hateful, lying, manipulative waste of space that you are. But I'm sure that it is easier for you to think that millions of people who have the same brain capacity, nervous system, and a similar collection of atoms as you posess, have no way of expressing their own thoughts and their own opinions. Just blame Rush.

DU RESPONDS:  Ah yes. This person is referring to the special Dittohead Rushbag we did last year in which we printed extremely similar emails from Rush fans. Yes, these "independent free thinkers" just HAPPENED to "individually" take it upon themselves to parrot the words and phrases their lord and master Rush Limbaugh used, all on the same day. Right...

Privet Parts
From: <-----------@------.net>
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Sunday, June 06, 2004 7:41 PM
Subject: The lefty revolting, results are hidden mistakes.

Dear D.U.
A few points I would like to be addressed by your websight.
1, Anyone but Bush.........I suppose that means kerry?
2, Why so hate filled for the president? Dont give me the iraqie speech youve worn it out a long time ago. I am not buying it for a second either.
3, Hate filled rants against the former now deceased President Ronald Regan. A pity I thought your kind had a little more class than that. My mistake.
4, What if I dont want scocialized medical coverage just affordable health care? And who says it's free? Ever heard of taxes........well Id paying a higher price every april 14th.
Then the real problem ELUDES your moron group of commie freedom grabbing scum bags.
Try 86.4 billion a year for illegale free health care coming out of my pocket and yours. So President Bushes present program for illegales leaves me thinking NO WAY MAN is he going to do this. But that change of mind will come with a voice from people telling him no.
As you might be able to surmize I am a indapendant voting for the Reublican party. It came to me this year never to vote for a democrat again as I had in the past for local and state elections. Algore lost get over it idiots. The guys unstable and needs some serouse meds and has never had a complete thought with out being told it first in his life. Algores a scum bag. Please tell it to him for me next time you kiss his collective ass.
By the way your out rage over clintons little fling being a "privet" matter......... next time a "privet" matter happens in a "public" place on the "publics" pay roll and then lied about in a "PUBLIC" court........... let me know.
Please accept the typos....... and missspelled words and accept my little prayer for your futures.
May god be driving the bus that runs over your sorry asses.
Sincerly,
orgofwolves
liberals in a nut shell.....Im not lost .....I found you.

DU RESPONDS:  Dude, get an education. Seriously.

Quite A Load, Indeed
From: ---------@yahoo.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:29 PM
Subject: Sarin Gas in Iraq

Dear dipshits,

You can stop with the "where are the WMDs?" horse shit now, please. They found sarin gas in Iraq, not that you would know it unless you go to fox news. Well, that makes quite a load that has been found thus far, huh? What with those scud missles, mobile chemical weapons labs, the mustard gas, the chemical-able warhead stockpile, the other mustard gas, the nuclear "yellow cake" materials, and now the sarin gas. Plus the 500 lb bomb the UN experts so expertly found in the cement truck that drove through thier HQ lobby, right before they cut and ran. ( You don't really think they have the balls to run the coallition, do you? After the "food for oil" scandal, the Iraqis wouldn't trust them the run a dairy queen, let alone the nation) Now that the Iraq/Al-Quadea connection has been confirmed, you think that the media and the democRATs would be falling all over themselves to help President Bush win this nessisary war. Please tell me that you don't think that some captive enemy combatants with hurt feelings is worse that an innocent American being brutally murdered! You democRATs are pathetic! See you in November, losers!

You conservitive pal,

Jeffro In Ga.

DU RESPONDS:  Don't forget the nuclear missiles they just found in Tikrit! And the remote-control submarines parked in the Potomac River! And the anthrax-coated towels they've smuggled into the bargain bin at Bed Bath & Beyond! I love Fox News.

The Quintessential Conservative, Part One
From: TONY ------ [-------@msn.com]
To: <skinner@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 11:58 PM
Subject: Contact information for PayPal donor

I'll donate something:
.
It's a shame that you forgot all about 9/11. You and your lying comrades are doing more harm to this country than the terrorists. I am a Republican. However, I would support a candidate who cares more about our security, regardless of party affiliation. This happens to be President Bush. I only hope that if another attack is successful, it is in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Boston or any other of the anti-American cesspools.

What will it take for you to realize that we are in a war. We didn't start it. Our enemy is nothing more than subhuman garbage which we have to eliminate for our own survival. I don't care if you think me a bigot. I detest the filthy, ragheaded animals who seek to destroy us.

DU RESPONDS:  9/11 - wait, that rings a bell. If I remember correctly, that was when 15 terrorists from Saudi Arabia, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, and two from the United Arab Emirates flew planes into the World Trade Center and killed 3,000 people. Then the guy in charge of the operation fled to Pakistan, which is why we sent all our troops to invade Iraq. Funny story though: Iraq is now a haven for Islamic militants - when it wasn't before! And not only that but Osama bin Laden is still at large because we only sent 11,000 troops to Afghanistan and then told the Afghans to go get him. But the most hilarious part is that since we invaded Iraq under false pretenses, anti-American sentiment is now at an all-time worldwide high, which simply serves to create more opportunities for terrorist recruiters! Don't worry though, with a bit of luck they WILL attack San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle or Boston, and then you can sit back in your comfy chair with a satisfied smile on your face, safe in the knowledge that you hate terrorists just slightly less than you hate your fellow Americans.

The Quintessential Conservative, Part Two
From: -------------@earthlink.net
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 12:17 AM
Subject: Pit Bulls

I hate democrats..... I have a pitt bull who is direct offspring of "Chinaman" one of the baddest dogs that pit fighting has ever known. My cat eats out of his food bowl and my 7 month old daughter crawls in my floor. My dog is the perfect gentleman... He is always supervised and is a 57.26lb theft duturant. My dog would kill for "my family" and I am glad that he would. I do not have to have a gun in my house b/c my dog loves me and would die for "me". It is just a breed of dogs that you democrats have ruined by you stupidity. "Niggers" walking up and down the street in the ghetto with these dogs is what ruined the breed. Do some research or better yet, own one of these dogs and you will see that "traditionally" they have been and are great dogs.

JSW

DU RESPONDS:  Okay, well, good luck with that, you fucking maniac.

Land of the Banned

May The Circle Be Unbroken
From: damn nukkah [mailto:--------@hotmail.com]
To: <skinner@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:04 AM
Subject: Your site

Your website is a poster for the new bed wetting left. Topics aren't debated, it's a big circle jerk, nothing more. I got banned from your site for doing nothing but disagreeing with Bush being a war criminal, nothing more. I don't think you faggots realize what you wish for by pushing the far left. Ever heard of communism?

I hope you guys all get lost in the woods...

DU RESPONDS:  Aha, I think I finally get it! Conservatives just can't stand it when someone's having a circle jerk without them.

Another One Bites The Dust
From: <-------------@aol.com>
To: admin@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:49 PM
Subject: To whomever deleted my account after only 4 posts

One of these days you are going to attack the wrong innocent person.

Wise up buttheads.

DU RESPONDS:  Yes, one of these days... :)

Can't Imagine Why This Guy Got Booted...
From: -----------------@aol.com
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Saturday, July 03, 2004 2:35 AM
Subject: Fuck You!

You don't know the first fucking thing about applying message board rules to particular posts. I think YOU had better read your own fucking rules instead of supporting cliques of weak posters, like fucking wimps.

You suck as administrators/moderators.

Let me hear you type "Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo."

DU RESPONDS:  Okay... Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Bye now!

Wack Attack
From: -----@right-wingattackmachine.com
To: <admin@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 12:58 PM

Ok, my name was R-WAttackMAchine. why am I banned I posted 3 things after they have been trashing my site all day. I said nothing nasty just asked questions. What gives?

-----
-----@right-wingattackmachine.com

DU RESPONDS:  Uh... gee... lemme check...

Those Damn Free Thinkers
From: ----------@grm.net
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 8:11 PM

Greetings:

I have emailed you before regarding my posting rights. My username is hmfic72.

I was re-reading your "rules" about who can and cannot post to your "progressive" website. I find them to be utterly lacking in any civility whatsoever.

Now I don't honestly expect an answer from anyone on your staff. That would mean that you have taken the time to exercise some discretion in what you do and allow a free thinker into the mix.

But have you ever thought that someone might sue you for not allowing their freedom of speech? Sounds like a violation of my rights, if you ask me.

Something to keep in mind.

Shane ------

DU RESPONDS:  Tell you what, while you're doing some of that "free thinking," see if you can work out why the Constitution doesn't give you the right to post messages on a privately-owned discussion board.

From The Poster Formerly Known As DemLikr
From: -------@----.com
To: <mail@democraticunderground.com>
Sent: Saturday, May 01, 2004 12:22 AM
Subject: Hey Earl, fuck yourself and your tiny, closed little mind

With "dems" like you who need "pukes?"

DU RESPONDS:  What a silly sausage.

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