If Daniels has a sex tape (with Dotard), would you watch it? Should we draw straws?

[flibbitygiblets]

Someone's going to have to take one for the team and report back. Any volunteers?

[comradebillyboy]

1. Her and the Dotard? Yeah I'd watch it.

[Lochloosa]

6. Your it! Taking one for the team!

[IluvPitties]

2. If I found throwing up to be erotic

then I'd watch.

[PJMcK]

3. Stormy has many sex tapes

Try searching for her work on xHamster, YouPorn or xnxx.com.

If there's a tape of her with Trump, that wouldn't be a sex tape. It would be a horror movie.

[rzemanfl]

8. Exactly. n/t

[vlyons]

4. not me

no thanks

[hlthe2b]

5. NO,but admittedly, I might read some (hopefully minimalized & fully rude) descriptions

[dameatball]

7. Um.....I have a dentist appointment.....on a Sunday night.....sorry.

[Kirk Lover]

9. I have not sought out ANY of the many sex tapes through the years....but this one

yes I'll watch....just for the humiliation factor which I would hope there would be plenty of.

[shockey80]

10. We should send a copy to every evangelical who voted fro Trump.

[LSFL]

13. They could add it to their collections.

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[Old Vet]

33. Thats just it shockey80, They dont give a shit.

Can you imagine if President Obama was caught up in some bullshit like this....

[marylandblue]

11. I'd only watch if it involved something kinky

Otherwise it would probably be really boring

[leftyladyfrommo]

25. And really short. nt

[bitterross]

52. She's already said he was boring.

The only reason I have doubts about the pee tape is her comments that all they did was boring missionary.

ON EDIT: I do believe the dossier has other, very incriminating information though

[NastyRiffraff]

63. The pee tape was not about peeing on Trump

It was about peeing on the bed that the Obamas slept in to make a sick "statement." Given Trump's obsession with Obama, that could well be true. Trump probably jerked off while it was happening (if it happened).

[bitterross]

68. That I totally believe. He's nasty enough to do that.

He's a vile human.

[LSFL]

12. But what if it turns out he has a huge schlong?

You never know who might get one!

[flibbitygiblets]

22. His chronic insecurity suggests the opposite

about this big, I'm guessing

[onecent]

14. Hell yes I'll watch it.

[Zambero]

15. Since once seen it cannot be unseen

I would not want to watch this. I'm sure there are plenty of "volunteers" who would be willing to so and report back.

[SWBTATTReg]

16. W/ tRUMP what would you even see, should one accidently watch the 'sex' tape if any?

Everything is too small and wouldn't be caught on camara.

God, how gross. I'm repelled by the mere thought of watching this motor mouth do anything, let alone 'sex'.

One of the most disgusting human beings I know of (as well as all of us). The mere thought of, surprise! tRUMP having another out of marriage relationship (called 'infidelity'), doesn't surprise me.

There is one saying that I'm liking more and more: "Guilty as sin."

This fits tRUMP to a 't'. Remember, this is the so called president of the US...who is acting very guilty every time he turns to twitter (and defends himself against all manners of crimes w/o even being charged yet w/ a crime, so obviously tRUMP knows he did wrong). tRUMP is guilty of:

-lying; -cheating; -pride of self/vain in the extreme; -poor leadership; -bankruptcy (knows to do it well, and rip off his lenders, no wonder no one in the US wants to do business w/ the tRUMP/DUMP brand), and finally the worst hair comb over ever!

[PJMcK]

26. Isn't Adultery one of the big ten? (n/t)

[smirkymonkey]

17. I can't think of anything more repulsive than watching that fat, orange

gasbag having sex. I'll pass, thank you.

[nolabear]

18. Remember, Tom Steyer can access the Times Square Billboards.

[Ilsa]

19. Did he agree to make a sex tape with her, or is this

something she did on the sly to protect herself against him?

[Gothmog]

20. No

I will not watch it

[Freelancer]

21. Watched "Eraserhead" to the end. I can take anything, I guess -nt

[Squinch]

23. I'd rather run knitting needles through my head from ear to ear, but thank you for asking.

[lindysalsagal]

42. Quick! Give me a fork!

So I can jab it into my eye! Repeatedly!

[3catwoman3]

59. This is perfect and exactly how...

...I feel. Well said - I've read it twice and bust out laughing both times.

I don't like looking at him with his clothes on, or even imagining any trump-humping, let alone seeing the real thing.

[Squinch]

60. .

[Sancho]

24. No way!!! It's a slippery slope out there...

First the Stormy tape, then the Playmate tape, then the Russian tape, then the Las Vegas tape, and the Ukraine sex lesson tape...once you start there will be no end!

I have to pass.

[ooky]

27. I've got the popcorn ready to make.

[Croney]

28. If it appears to last longer than 30 seconds,

it's probably a GIF on a loop.

[lindysalsagal]

45. I see what you did, there.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. I'm not sure. There's a touch of morbid, prurient curiosity, of course.

It's hard not to stare at something bizarre and horrible. On the other hand I'm afraid I'd never be able to unsee it and the sight would haunt my nightmares. If it's just a tape of Jabba the Trump doing the thing the conventional way, all we'd see is a heap of sweaty, blubbery orange flesh jiggling and bouncing, which would be disgusting but bearable; but what if it's really kinky and involves leather, farm animals, defecation and vegetables?

There are some things you just don't want to see.

[stevenleser]

30. How about someone infects me with winter vomiting disease and we call it even?

[lindysalsagal]

46. Only if we can trap you on a cruise ship for a week....

[stevenleser]

50. Still better than having to watch Trump having sex. nt

[Efilroft Sul]

31. I hope it's not titled "A Cockwork Orange."

[FakeNoose]

39. +1000 You broke the internet today

[flibbitygiblets]

43. More likely Cock(doesn't)Work Orange

Thank Gawd we have this classy white guy to restore dignity to the WH.

Well played, racist rubes.

[Downtown Hound]

49. ...

You win!

[Sancho]

53. I was thinking "Moon over Miami".....

[3catwoman3]

61. Well, it is now.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

[Evergreen Emerald]

32. My guess is that it is proof that he made her have an abortion.

allegedly.

[Wawannabe]

34. I am usually team oriented...

But NOT happening! I don’t even like pictures of him fully clothed. Can’t even begin to imagine the opposite.
Ick!
Gross!
Ralph! me to the moon! 🤮
Ugh!

Looks like there are DUers who have way stronger stomachs than me! Ya’ll go for it.

[ADX]

35. I'd watch it for lolz...

[LuckyCharms]

36. You bet I would. n/t

[WyattKansas]

37. No, I'm not watching Flubber Ass being spanked by an oversized breast woman.

With all the women Flubber Ass has been with, he sure is obsessed with oversized breasts.

Note to anyone going to the White House to protest him living there... Attach huge boobs to the wrought iron fence or attach blow up images of large boobs to the fence. Come on America, make the wannabe king really feel at home in the White House as if he were in Biff Tower.

Yes, that is what him winning meant... We are in Biff World from the Back To The Future movies.

[PoorMonger]

38. Nope.

And I will admit without shame that I do support the adult industry ( with actual dollars ) even in an age when you can see this kind of thing for free via streaming sites. But there is no way in hell you could get me to willingly watch something that featured a naked Donald Trump.

[JHB]

40. Pure spitballing: What if she has a pee tape?

Not THE pee tape, but another one, which makes it much harder to dismiss that Vlad has one.

I know, unlikely, but it would answer the “what is he afraid of?” question.

[lindysalsagal]

41. I've kept from throwing a brick through my TV since 2000....

BUT YOU'RE PUSHING IT!!!!

[tblue37]

44. No. Just, ugh, no. nt

[dembotoz]

47. I want a sanitized u tube version I can post where ever gop hang out

I wanna rub there little pervert faces in it until they are afraid to turn on their computer.
I want posters I can hold when ever gop perverts have an event.

[Downtown Hound]

48. Give me an ounce of kick ass, potent weed

and a two foot bong, and then I'll watch it. As long as I can numb myself the entire time it's playing and for at least several hours after it's over I should be able to get through it.

I think.

[lapfog_1]

51. There isn't enough bleach in the world

to erase those images from my eyes

[crazycatlady]

54. I would volunteer to poke my eyes out first

[Sneederbunk]

55. Should be stored in a vault like nuclear waste.

[CatMor]

56. No thanks....

I'm afraid if I saw it I would be turned off of sex forever.

[jmowreader]

57. If such a tape exists...

you and I aren't the ones who need to watch it.

Every single member of Congress needs to be forced to watch it - at gunpoint, and I'm not talking sissy guns like AR-15s, I mean fucking .50-caliber machine guns loaded with the kind of ammo that'll rip a pine tree in half. The entire Trump administration must watch it. All his business partners and creditors must watch it. Every employee of the Trump Organization, likewise. Every Trump supporter needs to be forced to watch it. And every member of Trump's family, INCLUDING BARRON, needs to be forced to watch it. Barron needs to know what Daddy was doing while his mom was sitting at home changing his diapers and rocking him to sleep.

Mr. Nice Guy time is over. I want this bastard changing the oil in bulldozers somewhere they don't have cell phone service and living in an old camper someone gave him.

[Leith]

58. I Sat Through a Couple Saw Movies...

Disaster Movie (voted the worst movie ever made), Bathtub Girl, and lots of porno.

I can handle this.

[Blue_true]

62. No.

But I am sure millions will. If she has that tape, it is worth a lot of money to her.

The woman now is doing some porn directing, she likely knows how to drag out the money shoot, so to speak.

My guess on tonight? She provides just enough information to peak interest then she makes references to what else she has. By releasing things in pieces, she can make millions and my bet is that she and her lawyer know that.

[Drahthaardogs]

64. I want to say no way, but yeah, I'd watch it

I just wouldn't admit it to my friends

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

65. Fuck no

The fake naked Trump statues that were displayed in multiple locations were bad enough.

[Skittles]

66. we already know they fucked

THAT is not the issue

the issue is HE CAN BE BLACKMAILED, WHICH WE ALREADY KNOW TOO

so what is there to watch?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

67. Could be something like this

[Iggo]

69. God, no. (n/t)