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Eliot Rosewater

(31,106 posts)
Sun May 27, 2018, 07:30 PM May 2018

And now for something completely different...

Did you hear about the people with this beautiful house, it is on fire and burning to the ground and one of the homeowners is standing in the kitchen, SURROUNDED by flames SCREAMING at the other homeowner he wants to paint the kitchen EGGSHELL white not plain white when the fire is over.

The other homeowner is trying to explain to him that they have to put the GOD DAMN FUCKING FIRE OUT FIRST!

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And now for something completely different... (Original Post) Eliot Rosewater May 2018 OP
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