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Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:16 PM

What would you like to say if you met Trump?

Suppose you met Trump and had the opportunity to say something to him. What would you like to say?

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Reply What would you like to say if you met Trump? (Original post)
Doodley Jun 2018 OP
Quemado Jun 2018 #1
ADX Jun 2018 #5
Initech Jun 2018 #17
nature-lover Jun 2018 #2
world wide wally Jun 2018 #3
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2018 #4
smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #46
underpants Jun 2018 #6
solara Jun 2018 #7
Scarsdale Jun 2018 #8
unblock Jun 2018 #9
Croney Jun 2018 #10
lame54 Jun 2018 #11
UTUSN Jun 2018 #12
PoiBoy Jun 2018 #13
canetoad Jun 2018 #14
Hayduke Bomgarte Jun 2018 #15
Ferrets are Cool Jun 2018 #16
struggle4progress Jun 2018 #18
syringis Jun 2018 #19
blueinredohio Jun 2018 #20
Generic Brad Jun 2018 #21
Totally Tunsie Jun 2018 #22
gratuitous Jun 2018 #23
JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2018 #24
ooky Jun 2018 #25
empedocles Jun 2018 #60
empedocles Jun 2018 #62
TDale313 Jun 2018 #26
SummerSnow Jun 2018 #27
Glamrock Jun 2018 #28
no_hypocrisy Jun 2018 #29
MrScorpio Jun 2018 #30
ProudLib72 Jun 2018 #38
MrScorpio Jun 2018 #56
blogslut Jun 2018 #31
duforsure Jun 2018 #32
NightWatcher Jun 2018 #33
Hekate Jun 2018 #49
Flaleftist Jun 2018 #34
First Speaker Jun 2018 #35
DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2018 #36
WestIndianArchie Jun 2018 #37
Vinca Jun 2018 #39
ProudLib72 Jun 2018 #40
Takket Jun 2018 #41
backtoblue Jun 2018 #42
Kittycow Jun 2018 #44
backtoblue Jun 2018 #45
MurrayDelph Jun 2018 #43
Hekate Jun 2018 #47
smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #48
JI7 Jun 2018 #50
SayItLoud Jun 2018 #51
Zoonart Jun 2018 #52
Different Drummer Jun 2018 #53
BarbaRosa Jun 2018 #54
Civic Justice Jun 2018 #55
smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #57
Wolf Frankula Jun 2018 #58
Stinky The Clown Jun 2018 #59
lpbk2713 Jun 2018 #61
rock Jun 2018 #63
Garrett78 Jun 2018 #64
MariaCSR Jun 2018 #65
Vinnie From Indy Jun 2018 #66
CentralMass Jun 2018 #67
pnwest Jun 2018 #68
CTyankee Jun 2018 #69
Nevernose Jun 2018 #70
SHRED Jun 2018 #71
neeksgeek Jun 2018 #72
SeattleVet Jun 2018 #73

Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:18 PM

1. F*** you!

nt

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Response to Quemado (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:21 PM

5. Ding-ding-ding, we have a winner, thread over...

 

First post nailed it...

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Response to Quemado (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:19 PM

17. Exactly what I was going to say!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:20 PM

2. I would turn and walk away. Nothing a real patriotic person could say would make an impact.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:20 PM

3. Waiter,can you please move the asshole you sat next to us?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:21 PM

4. I'm really sorry about your tiny penis and your huge bald spot.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:07 PM

46. *snort*

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:21 PM

6. Nothing.

I wouldn't shake his hand. A certain level of respect must be given to every person ...until they make it clear they no longer deserve it.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:23 PM

7. Easy

I would look into his tiny, piggy little eyes and tell him to "Wake the fuck up"

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:24 PM

8. Do something respectful

RESIGN now.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:24 PM

9. I would pretend I didn't recognize him

Nothing with piss him off more.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:31 PM

10. Rest In Peace if you can. You were warned about all that KFC.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:36 PM

11. "I am a huge fan. So nice to meet you...

Rip Taylor."

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:45 PM

12. "I'm immune to you."

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:05 PM

13. President Obama sends his regards...










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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:16 PM

14. "Let your hair go white naturally, Donald,"

"It's really liberating."

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:18 PM

15. It would be extremely nasty and vulgar, and

Well beyond his understanding and attention span... IOW, I wouldn't bother saying anything. However, in all fairness, I'd also decline to piss in his face if his hair was on fire.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:18 PM

16. Fuck You Asswipe. nt

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:22 PM

18. There must be some kinda way outta here

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:25 PM

19. ...

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:29 PM

20. RESIGN!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:02 PM

21. First, I would get his attention by making him think I am complimenting him

That way he will attentively listen to my message before it morphs into something he does not expect.

"You are the greatest president ever....at losing, you crooked, loser piece of shit."

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:20 PM

22. My greatest nightmare would be the "opportunity" of meeting trump.

No thank you.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:24 PM

23. I'll let Frank take this one . . .

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:25 PM

24. "Yes, I'd like fries with that" nt

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:28 PM

25. "239 my ass. Your ass, maybe"

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Response to ooky (Reply #25)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:04 PM

60. ...

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Response to ooky (Reply #25)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:08 PM

62. A winner

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:34 PM

26. I think probably nothing.

Heís unreachable. I just donít think thereís anything I could say that would matter to him or make me feel better.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:36 PM

27. I would just say, tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

Or i would let him shake my hand and i would fart really loud

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:36 PM

28. "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

SMACK!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:46 PM

29. Parole in 25 years isn't so long . . . . .

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:55 PM

30. I'm not really into confrontation

Iíd rather be off doing something else thatís more constructive, like talking to a pit bull puppy.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #30)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:17 PM

38. Oh, the neighbors had a pit bull over for the last two days!

I think it was their daughter's dog. He must have been fairly young, maybe 1 - 1.5 years because he still behaved like a puppy. I took my dog over to meet him, but she was growly. Evidently, she thinks she's too mature to have anything to do with playful dogs.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #38)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:41 PM

56. Yep, the thing about pit bull puppies is that they're anything if a bit too boisterous at times.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:07 PM

32. Was your soul worth it?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:09 PM

33. Can't say in this forum. Agent Mike might bust me.

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #33)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:10 PM

49. Point

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:10 PM

34. We have nothing to discuss.

He can not be reasoned with and he will just lie. What I would like to do if we ever came face to face, I probably shouldn't say.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:11 PM

35. "I hope you'll keep your word about Social Security and Medicare, Mr President"...

...a serious answer to this question. It might make a millimeter of difference in his supposed mind.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:11 PM

36. I would go out of my way to avoid him.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:16 PM

37. I would say...

Give up! Turn yourself in.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:19 PM

39. Seriously . . . you can't be as stupid as you seem, Don.

You shouldn't be president of the local Rotary Club.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:19 PM

40. I'd say

Who are you? You look sort of familiar. Have we met?


It would drive him nuts!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:20 PM

41. I would hopefully start by saying....

ďIíll make this quick because the guards told me visiting hours end in five minutes.Ē

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:24 PM

42. First, I'd have to take a toke or two to calm myself

Then I would enforce a four-foot rule so he doesn't "accidentally" grab my p*s*y.

I would say "Hi. I'm a disabled single mother who can't work any longer due to my boss assaulting me and prior dangerous work conditions spanning decades. My son gets CHIP funding for medical expenses. Why do you hate the poor, disabled, people of color, LBGTQ, and children?"

Then I would spit on him and walk away.


Of course, I'm very disgusted by his voice and face, so I don't know if I could wait that long to spit...

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Response to backtoblue (Reply #42)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:40 PM

44. One could claim they have a nervous tic of spitting

when they meet greatness. That way he'd be basking in a spit-filled compliment and be confused.

Of course the SS would tackle you, so my plan might have some holes

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Response to Kittycow (Reply #44)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:04 PM

45. Lol

I'm laughing thinking about how "his greatness" would react to being luggied in the face. He'd have a total breakdown. Perfect for that germophobic asshole

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:35 PM

43. Excuse me

you missed that piece of highway trash.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:09 PM

47. "Get thee behind me, Satan"

It's a classic.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:10 PM

48. "Aren't you the guy who sold me that piece of shit used car last year?"

Then I'd kick him in the balls.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:20 PM

50. Is Justin Trudeau really that amazing in person ?

Or something similar.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:21 PM

51. Put your hands behind your back.

Mother fucker.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:23 PM

52. Drop dead.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:24 PM

53. I would ask him why he doesn't seem to like the well-educated. n/t

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:25 PM

54. Somebody bring me a bucket

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:29 PM

55. not much that anyone can say that he'd acknowledge...

 

Unless its Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos... and they decide to let him know what level of swindling peon that he truly is.

Trump has been living in an Apartment that is dressed and designed to look like the palace of an Eastern European Dictator, and over the span of time being in such, it has given him the idea that he is a Dictator... when everyone around his kisses his butt, and submit to anything he has to say.

He can't hang with the Real Billionaires who made their money without selling out to Russia and Ripping off the US IRS, and swindling the American Banks.

He hangs with people who have less money than he does and he knows they are in awe and in a money lusting trance, until they submit themselves without a second thought.

Republican have become like beggars, worshiping Trumps money and Fearful of his Belligerence, as they know of his Gangster Mentality and Gangster Manners.

Republican will only speak out when he is ousted or when it's after his burial... that's how obsessed they are with him at this time.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:44 PM

57. Obama jumped off a 50 story building and landed on his feet.

I'll bet you could never do that.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:48 PM

58. You are under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, everything you say may be used against you. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand those rights?

If he is clamped in a chair then: You will answer all questions put to you completely and honestly. If you refuse, if you lie, you will be punished. Do you understand me?

Wolf

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 06:48 PM

59. Obama is a better man than you . . . . . on all counts.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:08 PM

61. Care for a Drano cocktail?




...

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:09 PM

63. The last line in this skit does it for me


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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:11 PM

64. Your daddy was never proud of you and he never will be. And history will not look kindly upon you.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:16 PM

65. I wouldn't say anything...I'd spit in his face.

 

I know that's terrible, but got dammit I hate that evil motherfucker.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:16 PM

66. Donald, you are insane

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:20 PM

67. My what short fingers you have.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:24 PM

68. Just "Why?".

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:27 PM

69. I would not dignify him meeting with him.

I would have nothing to say (or maybe I would throw in "you are a disgrace to our nation>"

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:33 PM

70. Wow! You're even more masculine in person!

No, thank you, Mr. President, but I donít shake hands with large-handed men. It makes me feel so insecure and weak.

Also, while Iíve got the chance to ask you in person: what are you going to do about those crooks, Obama and Hillary? I heard that their Deep State was going to take away our health care and leave us with no national healthcare. I heard it on Fox News, so it was the most accurate news. Are you going to keep Obamaís anti-national-healthcare plan? Does he hate universal health care because heís from Kenya? Youíre not from Kenya, Mr. Trump, because youíre a real American. An American hero for standing up to Crooked Hillary, an evil woman who wants to take away our Medicare for all. Please donít let those Democrats give us Medicare for all!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:38 PM

71. I'd ask him...

 

"And what's your name again?"

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 07:39 PM

72. Nothing. I'd turn my back on him. nt

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 08:08 PM

73. Didn't you used to be someone famous or something?

Dan? Ron? Something like that...

Anyway, you look great in that orange jumpsuit. It complements your sallow skin tone and brings out the redness in your eyes.

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