Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:49 PM
Still In Wisconsin (4,450 posts)
Here are ten things I would rather do than watch Trump's announcement:
1. Have a root canal
2. Listen to Creed at full volume 3. Calculus 4. Relive being rejected for prom twice in one day 5. Relive prom (my eventual date threw up on me) 6. Eat glass 7. Dress like MC Hammer in public (I am a middle aged white guy) 8. Wear pants four sizes too small 9. Wear a meat suit to the dog park 10. Cheer for the Chicago Bears
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Author | Time | Post |
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Still In Wisconsin | Jul 2018 | OP |
MyOwnPeace | Jul 2018 | #1 | |
Crutchez_CuiBono | Jul 2018 | #2 | |
Iliyah | Jul 2018 | #3 | |
yonder | Jul 2018 | #4 | |
a kennedy | Jul 2018 | #5 | |
Still In Wisconsin | Jul 2018 | #11 | |
a kennedy | Jul 2018 | #15 | |
Still In Wisconsin | Jul 2018 | #17 | |
smirkymonkey | Jul 2018 | #6 | |
Demonaut | Jul 2018 | #7 | |
BumRushDaShow | Jul 2018 | #8 | |
Still In Wisconsin | Jul 2018 | #10 | |
BumRushDaShow | Jul 2018 | #12 | |
Amaryllis | Jul 2018 | #9 | |
bluecollar2 | Jul 2018 | #13 | |
Ilsa | Jul 2018 | #14 | |
airplaneman | Jul 2018 | #16 | |
Still In Wisconsin | Jul 2018 | #20 | |
peekaloo | Jul 2018 | #18 | |
UTUSN | Jul 2018 | #19 | |
Sneederbunk | Jul 2018 | #21 | |
Grammy23 | Jul 2018 | #22 |
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:54 PM
MyOwnPeace (14,664 posts)
1. If you were really serious.....
the root canal would be without novicaine!
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:55 PM
Crutchez_CuiBono (7,725 posts)
2. AND
-sunbathe naked on a 100 degree roof...w no towel.
-fix anything on a car, always the greasiest part. -Untie a fish hook ball(rusty ones) -burn my grocery money in the yard...for light. -hand mow through my Impatients, and just leave them there. -put a bandana around my eyes and walk down the highway...at night. (it'll still be 94-95 degrees) -throw old paint from a can at my house. etc.etc. etc. dt? No. |
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:56 PM
Iliyah (25,111 posts)
3. Water the grass . . .
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 08:59 PM
yonder (7,536 posts)
4. I'll be checking the refrigerator magnets
making sure they're still 100%. Somebody has to do it.
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:01 PM
a kennedy (25,019 posts)
5. No. 10 bout made me hurl......
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Response to a kennedy (Reply #5)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:13 PM
Still In Wisconsin (4,450 posts)
11. Go Pack go!!!! n/t
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #11)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:24 PM
a kennedy (25,019 posts)
15. and heard today the Packers AND the Badgers got pretty easy schedules for 2018......
every game is tough, but thought that was kinda nice to hear.
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Response to a kennedy (Reply #15)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:49 PM
Still In Wisconsin (4,450 posts)
17. I'm optimistic...
of course it all comes down to the health of #12. Badgers? If they can grow up quickly in the secondary and get healthy on the DL it should be another great season!
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:03 PM
smirkymonkey (63,170 posts)
6. Stick my finger in a light socket.
Just about anything bu watch that sickening excuse of a human being announce his disaster of an appointment.
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:05 PM
Demonaut (8,387 posts)
7. I'm going to clean my ears...mebbe if this is another stump speech, trim my nose hairs
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:05 PM
BumRushDaShow (96,130 posts)
8. How about #11?
11. Read DU! The announcement will be (and has been) posted!
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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #8)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:12 PM
Still In Wisconsin (4,450 posts)
10. Pssst... I have known for days who it will be:
Somebody sucky!
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Reply #10)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:14 PM
BumRushDaShow (96,130 posts)
12. Now THAT ain't fake news!
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:10 PM
Amaryllis (9,434 posts)
9. I always turn off the sound when he is on. Can't listen to him. Rachel will tell me everything I
want to know and she is easy on the ears. Not to mention the psyche.
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:19 PM
bluecollar2 (3,366 posts)
13. Chew aluminum foil or shave your
Head with a cheese grater?
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:21 PM
Ilsa (59,330 posts)
14. I'd rather do any of those things, but we are watching a recording
from PBS' The American Experience, Command and Control, about the disaster in Damascus Arkansas. A leak in one part of the fuel tank of a Titan II ICBM caused the rocket and silo to explode. Thankfully, the warhead didn't go off. If it had, pretty much all of Arkansas, southern Missouri, western Kentucky, etc would have been exposed to lethal radiation. The Titan II was the highest yield ICBM of that era.
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:44 PM
airplaneman (1,042 posts)
16. My favorite from your list is Calculus
Its fun - really it is. Like figuring the energy of a hurricane (a double integral problem)
The energy is the cube of the wind velocity - mind boggling. -Airplane |
Response to airplaneman (Reply #16)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:59 PM
Still In Wisconsin (4,450 posts)
20. I have done a fair bit of calc and diff. eq. myself.
I have an engineering degree... but calc was always a means to an end for me!
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:50 PM
peekaloo (22,977 posts)
18. Wait. What? Hair Furor was on the tee vee tonight?
Some wise ass graphics person needs to start subtitling his word salad in Russian.
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Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 09:55 PM
UTUSN (63,717 posts)
19. K&R
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:09 PM
Sneederbunk (10,794 posts)
21. Listening to an interview of a pro athlete.
Response to Still In Wisconsin (Original post)
Mon Jul 9, 2018, 10:13 PM
Grammy23 (5,683 posts)
22. Get both of my knees replaced again
And go through the rehab. Without pain meds. 😩😵🤭😳 |