I am wasted on four vodka cocktails , feel free to ask me anything that isn't embarrassing...

[Doodley]

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by DonViejo (a host of the General Discussion forum).

[Aristus]

1. Are you the General Discussion drinking thread host?

Greetings from the Lounge drinking thread host...

[Doodley]

2. I'm the host with the most. I thank you for your sobriety!

[Aristus]

4. Oh no...

I'm pretty far along myself...

[Doodley]

8. Then keep going! I'm just starting on my nest dwink.

[Aristus]

9. Enjoy!

[Doodley]

23. Keep drinking cause I cant cope with being the only DU drunk. The responsibility is too much!

[Aristus]

77. Believe me, you're not alone...

[backtoblue]

3. Haha!!!

[Doodley]

60. I suppose it is funny, looking back.

[trixie2]

5. What is your favorite trashy TV show?

[Doodley]

7. Trashy TV? Ancient Aliens, of course.

[democratisphere]

11. Hey! Hey! It is the real deal!

Where do you think all of US crazy creatures came from?
Natural selection? I think not!

[Doodley]

65. No. Trump, for example was created in a laboratory.

[democratisphere]

76. You're right. Test tube gone horribly wrong.

[trixie2]

12. Me too, anything conspiracy theory

But I am talking about really trashy TV. Big Brother, 90 day Fiance............?

I love Ancient Aliens because it forces science. They used to talk on that show for years that parts of our DNA so IT MUST BE ALIENS. The fact that science has found out that most of the unidentified DNA comes from intermingling with Neanderthals and Denisovans. We are aliens. We have machinery flying to all reaches of space and even one on Mars taking samples. I am one that believes if we can do it, and am not a believer that we are so unique, anything can.

[Doodley]

19. I agree with that wqhen I drink this mucxh!

[Botany]

6. State Capital of S. Dakota?

The Sate Bird of PA?

Is one time on DU too many
and is 30,000 times not enough?

[Doodley]

10. No idea. What is a sate anyway?

[mr_lebowski]

47. One time is too many, and a 1000 is never enough ...

I see what you did there

[Doodley]

53. What did I do? Or was it sombody else?

[struggle4progress]

13. It's 12:01 AM here. So it's too late for me to start my Friday drinking

Is it too early for me to start my Saturday drinking?

[Doodley]

17. Start dwinkingf anyeways!

[struggle4progress]

31. "Ya gotta start early in the morning if ya wanna drink all day"

[HipChick]

14. What did you mix your vodka with? I have a bottle of Stoli

and need to figure out what to do with it..

[Doodley]

15. My wife said "don't get amything less than a Stoli!" I got a vodka that was

cheaper than a Stoli but it has a really sexy shape bottle. Wife was impressed. Orange and pineapple juice.

[Flaleftist]

16. Who's your favorite movie villain?

[Doodley]

18. It would have to be a Bond villain. Goldfinger. And ypu?

[Flaleftist]

78. Hannibal Lector

[Takket]

20. What is....

6*3 + 4*5 - 80% of the square root of 25

[Doodley]

21. I don't mean to sound racist, but that loioks like a foreign langiage tio me.

[rusty fender]

22. So what will be our drinking cues for

the State of the Union speech

[Doodley]

25. You may drink each time Trump tells the truth. It will be a sobering speech!

[rusty fender]

30. Oh boy,

very sobering, indeed

[912gdm]

24. boxers or briefs?

Someone had to be creepy.

[Doodley]

26. Okay, if you want to be the creepy boy. Did you not read, I don't

want to be asked anything embarrassing? Briefs. Never been a boxer guy. I find them to be uncomfortable at best, painful at worst.

[912gdm]

37. yet you answered

thank you yellow streak man

[Doodley]

42. What does that even mean? Yellow steak?

[mr_lebowski]

41. That's how I feel about underwear period ...

I mean, sure, if you're doing something athletic ... I'm a boxer/brief guy myself in those rare instances ... but regular day to day life?

Like, going to work or whatever?

Or esp. if you're at home?

I'm like ... why?

I've become a bit more militant on my lack of underwear since moving to Arizona though ... A large majority of the time, you want as little clothing as is remotely socially acceptable.

[Doodley]

46. I like a snug fit. Boixers do me an injury every time I have tried ]

them. I'm from Europe. The tighter fit is the most popular.

[mr_lebowski]

51. Rock On Brotha. Honestly, underwear's just really not my thing ...

I mean, I love to peel it off a female, but for myself ... nah ... not unless I need it for the days activity. I'm a programmer, not a construction worker, so ...

[Doodley]

57. You're a programmer? You know how to work those numbers.

Those construction workers may have the muscle, but you know which buttons to press.

[Onyrleft]

27. How many glasses of bourbon does it to screw in a light bulb?

I haven't screwed in one one yet so it's more than six.

[Doodley]

33. Translate.

[Onyrleft]

43. I don't know, so like how much bourbon would it take

to get people to screw in a light light bulb? 'Cuz the light bulb would have to be huge for one thing, or was that a second thing.

Did I say that out loud or just type it?

[mr_lebowski]

45. Yes (nt)

[Doodley]

49. There's an adage from a from a wise old man: Never mix alcohol and electricity!

[Onyrleft]

56. I've never tried adage is it anything like an ardbeg scotch?

[Doodley]

66. It's like porridge. Best in the morning.

[dawg day]

28. Recipe for the cocktail?

Or did you have 4 different kinds?

I had a chocolate-tini, which was ridiculously tasty. I'm not sure a martini should taste like a DQ milkshake.

[Doodley]

35. Last time I has a milkshake I was very sick. I hadn'y even been dwinling,

I said nevewr again although I make a shake/ smoothie everty dauy with my magic bullet.

[dawg day]

50. I'm pretty sure if you put kale in your smoothie-

it will be healthy no matter what the liquor you put in is!

[mr_lebowski]

29. 4 Vodka Cocktails ... and you're wasted?

I hope they were really, really big, cause 4 normal-size ones, that's about what I have BEFORE breakfast ...

So my question is ... am I an alcoholic?

[Doodley]

67. You sound like an alcoholic! But four cocktails before breakfast, that's taking it easy, if

you get up in the afternoon.

[0rganism]

32. what's your favorite vodka cocktail?

are you drinking it now?

[Doodley]

39. Bailey's. Cant afford that. I am drinking Rain vodka and orange/pineapple juice.

How about you? What's your tipple?

[0rganism]

55. vodka + juice is about as complicated as i get :)

keeping it simple helps if i'm self-bartending and after the second one it's all pretty good

hoping to find a nice vodka target next time a pro is mixing the drinks though

[Doodley]

68. Self-bartending, that is a dangerous sport.

[Liberal In Texas]

34. Am I in the Lounge? n/t

[Doodley]

38. Yes, lounge around like a lounge lizard!

[cilla4progress]

36. Where's

Aristus?

[Doodley]

40. Translate?

[mr_lebowski]

44. You kinda copied Aristus' Friday Night thread tradition from The Lounge ...

Perhaps your drunk enough to forget where you got the idea from?

No offense, been there, done that

[Doodley]

48. I never steal ideas. I'm an author, not that that means much.

That that in the same sentence, says a lot.

[mr_lebowski]

52. Uhhhh ... well ... okay. Been here a long time, and this thread is ummmm ...

Really ... let's call it ... a coincidence, then?

[Doodley]

59. There's a saying about Great Minds and it has nothing to do with America Great Again

[mr_lebowski]

61. Fair enough :)

[kimbutgar]

54. I've a had a promegranate martini and two glasses of champagne tonight

When was your first love and first time?

[Doodley]

69. An inviting cocktail. I was a late developer. Age 25.

[Tiggeroshii]

58. Why was it so hard for me to open the cork off of my stella rosa just now??

I had to get my wife to hold one side while i pulled the cork screw on the other side. I broke the cork screw and had to get pliers to finish the job.

[Doodley]

70. It's alcohol related.

[ProudLib72]

62. If you were offered all the free Zima you wanted

Would you drink enough of it to get truly plastered?

Second question: Do you remember Zima?

[Doodley]

71. Yes, and no. I had to Google it. They still sell it in Japan. I will have to

remember to try it if I ever come into enough money to fly there without using my arms.

[LuckyCharms]

63. What is your social security number?

[Doodley]

72. It is 211... hang on a minute...you almost got me there.

[DontBooVote]

64. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[Doodley]

73. The answer is there is no answer.

[DontBooVote]

79. OK, because I was taken to understand that the answer is 42.

[Captain Stern]

74. Is it true that vodka is odorless?

I, personally, don't like the taste of vodka. But I've heard that even if you've drank a lot of it, people can't smell it on your breath...unlike some other spirits.

This is the sort of info that could make a big difference in my...err..I mean in some other people's lives.

Asking for a friend.

Thanks, in advance.

[smirkymonkey]

75. So you must be in an area where your vodka hasn't frozen.

#27 Got So Cold Last Night That Our Vodka Froze! For Reference The Freezing Point For Vodka Is -16

[DonViejo]

80. Locking...

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