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Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:41 AM

I am wasted on four vodka cocktails , feel free to ask me anything that isn't embarrassing...

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Reply I am wasted on four vodka cocktails , feel free to ask me anything that isn't embarrassing... (Original post)
Doodley Feb 2019 OP
Aristus Feb 2019 #1
Doodley Feb 2019 #2
Aristus Feb 2019 #4
Doodley Feb 2019 #8
Aristus Feb 2019 #9
Doodley Feb 2019 #23
Aristus Feb 2019 #77
backtoblue Feb 2019 #3
Doodley Feb 2019 #60
trixie2 Feb 2019 #5
Doodley Feb 2019 #7
democratisphere Feb 2019 #11
Doodley Feb 2019 #65
democratisphere Feb 2019 #76
trixie2 Feb 2019 #12
Doodley Feb 2019 #19
Botany Feb 2019 #6
Doodley Feb 2019 #10
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #47
Doodley Feb 2019 #53
struggle4progress Feb 2019 #13
Doodley Feb 2019 #17
struggle4progress Feb 2019 #31
HipChick Feb 2019 #14
Doodley Feb 2019 #15
Flaleftist Feb 2019 #16
Doodley Feb 2019 #18
Flaleftist Feb 2019 #78
Takket Feb 2019 #20
Doodley Feb 2019 #21
rusty fender Feb 2019 #22
Doodley Feb 2019 #25
rusty fender Feb 2019 #30
912gdm Feb 2019 #24
Doodley Feb 2019 #26
912gdm Feb 2019 #37
Doodley Feb 2019 #42
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #41
Doodley Feb 2019 #46
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #51
Doodley Feb 2019 #57
Onyrleft Feb 2019 #27
Doodley Feb 2019 #33
Onyrleft Feb 2019 #43
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #45
Doodley Feb 2019 #49
Onyrleft Feb 2019 #56
Doodley Feb 2019 #66
dawg day Feb 2019 #28
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dawg day Feb 2019 #50
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #29
Doodley Feb 2019 #67
0rganism Feb 2019 #32
Doodley Feb 2019 #39
0rganism Feb 2019 #55
Doodley Feb 2019 #68
Liberal In Texas Feb 2019 #34
Doodley Feb 2019 #38
cilla4progress Feb 2019 #36
Doodley Feb 2019 #40
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #44
Doodley Feb 2019 #48
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #52
Doodley Feb 2019 #59
mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #61
kimbutgar Feb 2019 #54
Doodley Feb 2019 #69
Tiggeroshii Feb 2019 #58
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ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #62
Doodley Feb 2019 #71
LuckyCharms Feb 2019 #63
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DontBooVote Feb 2019 #64
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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:43 AM

1. Are you the General Discussion drinking thread host?

Greetings from the Lounge drinking thread host...



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Response to Aristus (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:44 AM

2. I'm the host with the most. I thank you for your sobriety!

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Response to Doodley (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:46 AM

4. Oh no...

I'm pretty far along myself...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:51 AM

8. Then keep going! I'm just starting on my nest dwink.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:51 AM

9. Enjoy!



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Response to Aristus (Reply #9)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:23 AM

23. Keep drinking cause I cant cope with being the only DU drunk. The responsibility is too much!

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Response to Doodley (Reply #23)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:29 AM

77. Believe me, you're not alone...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:45 AM

3. Haha!!!




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Response to backtoblue (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:12 AM

60. I suppose it is funny, looking back.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:47 AM

5. What is your favorite trashy TV show?

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Response to trixie2 (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:50 AM

7. Trashy TV? Ancient Aliens, of course.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #7)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:58 AM

11. Hey! Hey! It is the real deal!

Where do you think all of US crazy creatures came from?
Natural selection? I think not!

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #11)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:08 AM

65. No. Trump, for example was created in a laboratory.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #65)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 08:58 AM

76. You're right. Test tube gone horribly wrong.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #7)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:00 AM

12. Me too, anything conspiracy theory

But I am talking about really trashy TV. Big Brother, 90 day Fiance............?

I love Ancient Aliens because it forces science. They used to talk on that show for years that parts of our DNA so IT MUST BE ALIENS. The fact that science has found out that most of the unidentified DNA comes from intermingling with Neanderthals and Denisovans. We are aliens. We have machinery flying to all reaches of space and even one on Mars taking samples. I am one that believes if we can do it, and am not a believer that we are so unique, anything can.

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Response to trixie2 (Reply #12)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:13 AM

19. I agree with that wqhen I drink this mucxh!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:49 AM

6. State Capital of S. Dakota?

The Sate Bird of PA?

Is one time on DU too many
and is 30,000 times not enough?

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Response to Botany (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 12:52 AM

10. No idea. What is a sate anyway?

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Response to Botany (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:52 AM

47. One time is too many, and a 1000 is never enough ...

I see what you did there

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #47)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:58 AM

53. What did I do? Or was it sombody else?

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:03 AM

13. It's 12:01 AM here. So it's too late for me to start my Friday drinking

Is it too early for me to start my Saturday drinking?

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #13)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:08 AM

17. Start dwinkingf anyeways!

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Response to Doodley (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:34 AM

31. "Ya gotta start early in the morning if ya wanna drink all day"

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:03 AM

14. What did you mix your vodka with? I have a bottle of Stoli

and need to figure out what to do with it..

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Response to HipChick (Reply #14)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:07 AM

15. My wife said "don't get amything less than a Stoli!" I got a vodka that was

cheaper than a Stoli but it has a really sexy shape bottle. Wife was impressed. Orange and pineapple juice.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:08 AM

16. Who's your favorite movie villain?

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Response to Flaleftist (Reply #16)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:12 AM

18. It would have to be a Bond villain. Goldfinger. And ypu?

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Response to Doodley (Reply #18)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 11:34 AM

78. Hannibal Lector

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:16 AM

20. What is....

6*3 + 4*5 - 80% of the square root of 25

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Response to Takket (Reply #20)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:21 AM

21. I don't mean to sound racist, but that loioks like a foreign langiage tio me.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:21 AM

22. So what will be our drinking cues for

the State of the Union speech

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Response to rusty fender (Reply #22)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:25 AM

25. You may drink each time Trump tells the truth. It will be a sobering speech!

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Response to Doodley (Reply #25)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:31 AM

30. Oh boy,

very sobering, indeed

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:24 AM

24. boxers or briefs?

Someone had to be creepy.

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Response to 912gdm (Reply #24)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:28 AM

26. Okay, if you want to be the creepy boy. Did you not read, I don't

want to be asked anything embarrassing? Briefs. Never been a boxer guy. I find them to be uncomfortable at best, painful at worst.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #26)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:39 AM

37. yet you answered

thank you yellow streak man

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Response to 912gdm (Reply #37)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:45 AM

42. What does that even mean? Yellow steak?

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Response to Doodley (Reply #26)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:44 AM

41. That's how I feel about underwear period ...

I mean, sure, if you're doing something athletic ... I'm a boxer/brief guy myself in those rare instances ... but regular day to day life?

Like, going to work or whatever?

Or esp. if you're at home?

I'm like ... why?

I've become a bit more militant on my lack of underwear since moving to Arizona though ... A large majority of the time, you want as little clothing as is remotely socially acceptable.

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #41)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:50 AM

46. I like a snug fit. Boixers do me an injury every time I have tried ]

them. I'm from Europe. The tighter fit is the most popular.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #46)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:55 AM

51. Rock On Brotha. Honestly, underwear's just really not my thing ...

I mean, I love to peel it off a female, but for myself ... nah ... not unless I need it for the days activity. I'm a programmer, not a construction worker, so ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #51)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:04 AM

57. You're a programmer? You know how to work those numbers.

Those construction workers may have the muscle, but you know which buttons to press.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:30 AM

27. How many glasses of bourbon does it to screw in a light bulb?

I haven't screwed in one one yet so it's more than six.

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Response to Onyrleft (Reply #27)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:35 AM

33. Translate.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #33)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:46 AM

43. I don't know, so like how much bourbon would it take

to get people to screw in a light light bulb? 'Cuz the light bulb would have to be huge for one thing, or was that a second thing.

Did I say that out loud or just type it?

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Response to Onyrleft (Reply #43)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:49 AM

45. Yes (nt)

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Response to Onyrleft (Reply #43)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:55 AM

49. There's an adage from a from a wise old man: Never mix alcohol and electricity!

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Response to Doodley (Reply #49)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:01 AM

56. I've never tried adage is it anything like an ardbeg scotch?

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Response to Onyrleft (Reply #56)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:11 AM

66. It's like porridge. Best in the morning.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:30 AM

28. Recipe for the cocktail?

Or did you have 4 different kinds?

I had a chocolate-tini, which was ridiculously tasty. I'm not sure a martini should taste like a DQ milkshake.

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Response to dawg day (Reply #28)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:38 AM

35. Last time I has a milkshake I was very sick. I hadn'y even been dwinling,

I said nevewr again although I make a shake/ smoothie everty dauy with my magic bullet.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #35)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:55 AM

50. I'm pretty sure if you put kale in your smoothie-

it will be healthy no matter what the liquor you put in is!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:30 AM

29. 4 Vodka Cocktails ... and you're wasted?

I hope they were really, really big, cause 4 normal-size ones, that's about what I have BEFORE breakfast ...

So my question is ... am I an alcoholic?

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #29)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:14 AM

67. You sound like an alcoholic! But four cocktails before breakfast, that's taking it easy, if

you get up in the afternoon.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:34 AM

32. what's your favorite vodka cocktail?

are you drinking it now?

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Response to 0rganism (Reply #32)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:42 AM

39. Bailey's. Cant afford that. I am drinking Rain vodka and orange/pineapple juice.

How about you? What's your tipple?

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Response to Doodley (Reply #39)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:01 AM

55. vodka + juice is about as complicated as i get :)

keeping it simple helps if i'm self-bartending and after the second one it's all pretty good

hoping to find a nice vodka target next time a pro is mixing the drinks though

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Response to 0rganism (Reply #55)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:16 AM

68. Self-bartending, that is a dangerous sport.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:37 AM

34. Am I in the Lounge? n/t

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Response to Liberal In Texas (Reply #34)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:39 AM

38. Yes, lounge around like a lounge lizard!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:38 AM

36. Where's

Aristus?

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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #36)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:43 AM

40. Translate?

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Response to Doodley (Reply #40)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:47 AM

44. You kinda copied Aristus' Friday Night thread tradition from The Lounge ...

Perhaps your drunk enough to forget where you got the idea from?

No offense, been there, done that

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #44)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:53 AM

48. I never steal ideas. I'm an author, not that that means much.

That that in the same sentence, says a lot.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #48)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:57 AM

52. Uhhhh ... well ... okay. Been here a long time, and this thread is ummmm ...

Really ... let's call it ... a coincidence, then?

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #52)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:09 AM

59. There's a saying about Great Minds and it has nothing to do with America Great Again

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Response to Doodley (Reply #59)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:14 AM

61. Fair enough :)

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:00 AM

54. I've a had a promegranate martini and two glasses of champagne tonight

When was your first love and first time?

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Response to kimbutgar (Reply #54)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:18 AM

69. An inviting cocktail. I was a late developer. Age 25.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:09 AM

58. Why was it so hard for me to open the cork off of my stella rosa just now??

 

I had to get my wife to hold one side while i pulled the cork screw on the other side. I broke the cork screw and had to get pliers to finish the job.

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Response to Tiggeroshii (Reply #58)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:19 AM

70. It's alcohol related.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:25 AM

62. If you were offered all the free Zima you wanted

Would you drink enough of it to get truly plastered?

Second question: Do you remember Zima?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #62)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:24 AM

71. Yes, and no. I had to Google it. They still sell it in Japan. I will have to

remember to try it if I ever come into enough money to fly there without using my arms.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 03:12 AM

63. What is your social security number?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #63)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:25 AM

72. It is 211... hang on a minute...you almost got me there.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 03:38 AM

64. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

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Response to DontBooVote (Reply #64)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:26 AM

73. The answer is there is no answer.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #73)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 01:09 PM

79. OK, because I was taken to understand that the answer is 42.

 

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 07:40 AM

74. Is it true that vodka is odorless?

I, personally, don't like the taste of vodka. But I've heard that even if you've drank a lot of it, people can't smell it on your breath...unlike some other spirits.

This is the sort of info that could make a big difference in my...err..I mean in some other people's lives.

Asking for a friend.

Thanks, in advance.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 08:49 AM

75. So you must be in an area where your vodka hasn't frozen.

#27 Got So Cold Last Night That Our Vodka Froze! For Reference The Freezing Point For Vodka Is -16

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 02:14 PM

80. Locking...

The consensus of Forum Hosts agrees this OP is our of place in the General DIscussions Forum and is better being posted in the DU Lounge.

From the SOP of the Gen Discussions Forum:

Discuss politics, issues, and current events. Posts about Israel/Palestine, religion, guns, showbiz, or sports are restricted in this forum.

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