The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight, Bigly

So now the Barr DOJ is saying The Report is more than 400 pages - whereas this morning it was more than 300 pages (still technically correct). But this Gang of Twits can't even get their lyin' cover story straight. Is the report 300+ pages or 400+ ?!?!

How can they possibly mess up something so simple?! They're all Too Stupid to Live, that's how.