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Former Pop Will Eat Itself drummer Fuzz Townshend has admitted that he seized the opportunity of a lifetime after buying a pint for Boris Johnson.
The Car SOS host recalled how the pair share mutual friends, and the leading Tory Brexiteer turned up just as he was getting his round in.
The musician and TV host said he secretly went to the toilets and dipped his knob into Boris pint of real ale.
He arrived as it was my round, said Townshend. So I said Would you like a drink? I was drinking a pint of real ale and he said Whats that like? I said yeah, it was pretty good so he said Ill have one of those.
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W_HAMILTON
(7,813 posts)That was some title, wasn't it?
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I'd suggest posting it over there so you get a more raucous response.
ornotna
(10,763 posts)Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
DangerousRhythm
(2,916 posts)Listen to the victim, abused by the system
The basis is racist, you know that we must face this.
"It can't happen here". Oh yeah?
"Take a look around at the cities and the towns."
See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
The knife, the gun, broken bottle, petrol bomb
There is no future when the past soon come.
And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives
Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise
[CHORUS}
"You call us..." ...Ich Bin Ein Auslander
"You call us..." ...Ich Bin Ein Auslander
"You call us..." ...Ich Bin Ein Auslander
"You call us..." ...Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Welcome to a state where the politics of hate
Shout loud in the crowd "Watch them beat us all down"
There's a rising tide in the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence
If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.
Ich Bin Ein Auslander.