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Polybius

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Thu Apr 11, 2019, 11:30 PM Apr 2019

Pop Will Eat Itself drummer Fuzz Townshend says he dipped his penis in Boris Johnson's pint

Former Pop Will Eat Itself drummer Fuzz Townshend has admitted that he seized the “opportunity of a lifetime” after buying a pint for Boris Johnson.

The Car SOS host recalled how the pair share mutual friends, and the leading Tory Brexiteer turned up just as he was getting his round in.

The musician and TV host said he secretly went to the toilets and “dipped his knob” into Boris’ pint of real ale.

“He arrived as it was my round,” said Townshend. “So I said ‘Would you like a drink?’ I was drinking a pint of real ale and he said ‘What’s that like?’ I said ‘yeah, it was pretty good’ so he said ‘I’ll have one of those’.


Read more at https://www.nme.com/news/music/pop-will-eat-itself-drummer-fuzz-townshend-says-he-dipped-his-penis-in-boris-johnsons-pint-2475295#RCCzwyC1VFc0L5p1.99


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Pop Will Eat Itself drummer Fuzz Townshend says he dipped his penis in Boris Johnson's pint (Original Post) Polybius Apr 2019 OP
I just checked this thread to make sure you weren't having a stroke while posting that title. W_HAMILTON Apr 2019 #1
Lol! Polybius Apr 2019 #2
This is Lounge material ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #3
A little knob for the knob ornotna Apr 2019 #4
This just makes me love PWEI more. DangerousRhythm Apr 2019 #5

DangerousRhythm

(2,916 posts)
5. This just makes me love PWEI more.
Fri Apr 12, 2019, 04:25 AM
Apr 2019


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Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise

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There's a rising tide in the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence

If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right

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