Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:49 PM
Goodheart (4,280 posts)
And now I lay me down to sleep
I pray we thwart a fucking creep
If he should die before I wake I'll buy myself champagne and cake.
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16 replies, 1815 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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Goodheart | Jul 2019 | OP |
Goodheart | Jul 2019 | #1 | |
UniteFightBack | Jul 2019 | #3 | |
UniteFightBack | Jul 2019 | #2 | |
Goodheart | Jul 2019 | #4 | |
democratisphere | Jul 2019 | #5 | |
Goodheart | Jul 2019 | #6 | |
HipChick | Jul 2019 | #7 | |
Pacifist Patriot | Jul 2019 | #14 | |
dalton99a | Jul 2019 | #8 | |
murielm99 | Jul 2019 | #9 | |
ProudLib72 | Jul 2019 | #10 | |
Goodheart | Jul 2019 | #12 | |
canetoad | Jul 2019 | #11 | |
elocs | Jul 2019 | #13 | |
Mira | Jul 2019 | #15 | |
Goodheart | Jul 2019 | #16 |
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:56 PM
Goodheart (4,280 posts)
1. Too morbid?
I KNOW I'm not alone.
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Response to Goodheart (Reply #1)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:58 PM
UniteFightBack (8,231 posts)
3. Not compared to what my pets have heard.
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Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:57 PM
UniteFightBack (8,231 posts)
2. I can't tell you how many times I have thought very bad things and orated them out loud for
my pets to hear. So basically I'm with you except I'd change the last line to:
I'll buy myself some beer and cake. -- and I'm gonna eat that shit for breakfast. |
Response to UniteFightBack (Reply #2)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 10:59 PM
Goodheart (4,280 posts)
4. Good edit! Done.
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:14 PM
democratisphere (17,235 posts)
5. How are you going to buy beer and cake if you are dead?!
Better go get some of both right now, before it might be too late!
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Response to democratisphere (Reply #5)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:16 PM
Goodheart (4,280 posts)
6. Not ME, silly. :)
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 11:17 PM
HipChick (25,425 posts)
7. I'm going all out...
Wine and crackers...I know they don't rhyme..
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Response to HipChick (Reply #7)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 01:31 PM
Pacifist Patriot (24,083 posts)
14. I'm throwing a huge bash with five course meal and an open bar.
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:04 AM
dalton99a (70,309 posts)
8. He can't defy Mother Nature.
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:39 AM
murielm99 (28,965 posts)
9. I've thought worse.
I have said it out loud to my husband. It does not leave the house.
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Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:55 AM
ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)
10. I disapprove
I'm sorry, but I just can't abide this. I am imagining chocolate cake being ruined by beer. Champagne and cake.
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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #10)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 09:58 AM
Goodheart (4,280 posts)
12. Good edit. Done!
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 01:09 AM
canetoad (15,376 posts)
11. Excellet poetry
You deserve a spot as Poet Laureate.
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Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Mon Jul 29, 2019, 11:43 AM
elocs (21,628 posts)
13. I don't want Trump to die in office because that would make him a martyr
to his tens of millions of loyal followers who would be very much alive.
I would rather see Trump humiliated at the polls in 2020 because that's how we should do it in a democracy as opposed to hoping for our opponents deaths. |
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Wed Jul 31, 2019, 01:29 AM
Mira (22,183 posts)
15. Like it so much! My version:
If he should die before i wake
I hope to God the news ain’t fake. We shall over come. Even this. |