Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:31 PM

Goodheart (3,155 posts)

Who's going to produce, direct, and star in the trump movie?

All of this is just too juicy to not cinematize.

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15 replies	Author	Time	Post
Who's going to produce, direct, and star in the trump movie? (Original post)	Goodheart	Sep 2019	OP
A garden slug will be the actor	Roland99	Sep 2019	#1
Maybe Putinite Oliver Stone will give it a whirl.	BannonsLiver	Sep 2019	#2
Scorsese gets my vote. He's made movies about these types for three decades.	Mike 03	Sep 2019	#3
dinesh d'souza will produce the epic	Voltaire2	Sep 2019	#4
Ron Perlman as Trump	dawg day	Sep 2019	#5
I hear Jack Nicholson has been promised the part and has agreed to come out of retirement...	Brother Buzz	Sep 2019	#6
The Coen Brothers must direct. eom	BKDem	Sep 2019	#7
Quentin Tarantino, of course...with a script by Hunter Thompson and Gore Vidal...	First Speaker	Sep 2019	#8
It has to be Scorsese	eissa	Sep 2019	#9
good list	GusBob	Sep 2019	#14
For Eric	eissa	Sep 2019	#15
John Waters in collaboration with Scorsese as directors.	SeattleVet	Sep 2019	#10
I think Gilbert Gottfried must play Jared. LOL.	Vinca	Sep 2019	#11
Roseanne Barr as Trump.	Nevilledog	Sep 2019	#12
Jim Carey to produce he plays the role of DT jr	GusBob	Sep 2019	#13

Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:32 PM

Roland99 (52,058 posts)

1. A garden slug will be the actor

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:33 PM

BannonsLiver (11,594 posts)

2. Maybe Putinite Oliver Stone will give it a whirl.

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:40 PM

Mike 03 (16,009 posts)

3. Scorsese gets my vote. He's made movies about these types for three decades.

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:40 PM

Voltaire2 (8,887 posts)

4. dinesh d'souza will produce the epic

and of course Jon Voight will star as Hair Shitler.

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:45 PM

dawg day (6,874 posts)

5. Ron Perlman as Trump

He's hilarious.

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:45 PM

Brother Buzz (28,809 posts)

6. I hear Jack Nicholson has been promised the part and has agreed to come out of retirement...

If he can just gain thirty more pounds

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 02:57 PM

BKDem (1,733 posts)

7. The Coen Brothers must direct. eom

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 03:01 PM

First Speaker (3,947 posts)

8. Quentin Tarantino, of course...with a script by Hunter Thompson and Gore Vidal...

...both of whom eagerly agreed to return from the dead, just for this assignment... (and can you imagine what those two gentlemen would in fact be saying about this regime, if in fact they were still with us?)

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 03:31 PM

eissa (4,003 posts)

9. It has to be Scorsese

No one does mob films better, and this administration is the most mob-like of any I can remember.

Trump: James Spader
Pence: Tim Robbins
Ivanka: Scarlett Johansson
Melania: Elizabeth Hurley
SHS: Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary: Glenn Close
Scaramucci: Mario Cantone
Comey: Ben Affleck
Kellyann: Christina Applegate
Giuliani: Richard Jenkins

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Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:34 PM

GusBob (6,450 posts)

14. good list

I would add Jim Carey as DTjr, Steve Carrel as Eric

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Response to GusBob (Reply #14)

Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:41 PM

eissa (4,003 posts)

15. For Eric

I always thought the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite would be perfect.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:27 PM

SeattleVet (4,418 posts)

10. John Waters in collaboration with Scorsese as directors.

(After all, we've essentially been living in an absurdist Mafia movie for the past 3 years!)

Peter Dinklage as tRump.

Danny DeVito as Giuliani.

Elijah Wood as Jared.

Stormy Daniels as Melania.

And bring Jimmy Breslin back from the dead to do the script!

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:29 PM

Vinca (45,487 posts)