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Sat Nov 2, 2019, 05:14 PM

Trump's aid came to him and said, " Sir, I had a dream"

"You got your parade! It was miles and miles long winding thru Washington D.C. Millions of joyful people lined the streets. All the people were cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the strrets. And you were riding in the most beautiful carriage."
Trump asks, "Was I happy?"
The aid answers, "I don't know sir. The casket was closed."

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Reply Trump's aid came to him and said, " Sir, I had a dream" (Original post)
calguy Nov 2019 OP
Dagstead Bumwood Nov 2019 #1
tblue37 Nov 2019 #2
PJMcK Nov 2019 #3
Timewas Nov 2019 #4
George II Nov 2019 #5
Hekate Nov 2019 #6
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2019 #7
2naSalit Nov 2019 #8
thesquanderer Nov 2019 #9
Amimnoch Nov 2019 #10
warmfeet Nov 2019 #11
erronis Nov 2019 #13
liberalla Nov 2019 #14
uponit7771 Nov 2019 #26
demigoddess Nov 2019 #27
gademocrat7 Nov 2019 #12
cstanleytech Nov 2019 #15
alfredo Nov 2019 #19
cstanleytech Nov 2019 #20
alfredo Nov 2019 #30
lunatica Nov 2019 #23
UTUSN Nov 2019 #16
smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #17
Martin Eden Nov 2019 #18
Aussie105 Nov 2019 #22
burrowowl Nov 2019 #21
FailureToCommunicate Nov 2019 #24
Nitram Nov 2019 #25
LittleGirl Nov 2019 #28
magicarpet Nov 2019 #29

Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 05:24 PM

1. It's a dream we all share, dear sir. n/t

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 05:25 PM

2. LOL! K&R. nt

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 05:31 PM

3. For the win!

Thanks, calguy. I needed that.

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 05:37 PM

4. Took it

Straight to facebook

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:19 PM

5. The great thing about this is today there WAS a parade in DC, a BIG parade, for the fans....

....that booed him at the baseball game last week.

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:22 PM

6. That is a Sir Story I can really get behind

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:22 PM

7. KR NT

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:27 PM

8. K&R

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:27 PM

9. Excellent! Just change "Was I happy?" to "Was I smiling?" (n/t)

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:32 PM

10. Forth grade response:

 

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #10)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:39 PM

11. Let's take them down -

repugs, that is. Long past time.

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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #10)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 07:35 PM

13. Great joke, especially with the gender change. The gop is all male prostitutes

with perhaps a few XX (Huckerbee, Conway, Ingraham, ...) thrown in for looks.

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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #10)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 07:56 PM

14. good laugh! I didn't see that coming



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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 11:56 AM

26. +1

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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 02:55 PM

27. LOL!!!!

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 07:31 PM

12. K&R!

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 07:56 PM

15. Could be nightmare because remember if he goes Pence becomes president.

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Response to cstanleytech (Reply #15)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 10:57 PM

19. I believe Pence is implicated in the Ukraine scandal

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Response to alfredo (Reply #19)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 11:52 PM

20. The odds of Trump getting convicted in the Senate are already slim if the Repugnants circle the

wagon to protect him and they are even worse for them being willing to convict both Trump and Pence.

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Response to cstanleytech (Reply #20)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:41 PM

30. Let's see how the Senate vote is handled.

I think there is more jeopardy for the Senate Reps than Dems. Let's see how the public testimony goes. Watch the polls to see how it trends.

Trump has threatened to shut down the government if impeached. Do it Orange Julius. Yeah, punish the country for the Dems follow the law and evidence.

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Response to cstanleytech (Reply #15)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 04:12 AM

23. Pence would be the lamest duck ever with

Only a year left, or less. He may be a favorite of Evangelicals but not of the Republicans or Putin. And I doubt Trump’s base will transfer their love of Trump to Pence. They will continue to love their cult leader.

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 08:46 PM

16. Ya got me!1

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 10:24 PM

17. If only!

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sat Nov 2, 2019, 10:51 PM

18. Reminds me about the man who bought a newspaper every day

He would cast it aside in disgust after glancing af the front page.

Finally, the guy at the newsstand asked why he buys the paper every day and tosses it after just a quick glance.

The man replied he was checking to see if someone died.

But sir, the obituary section is in the back section of the paper.

When the bastard I'm looking for dies, it will be on the front page!

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #18)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 03:16 AM

22. Yes!

Trump will be the working material for comedians, cartoonists and satirists for decades to come!

3 years of Trump, 30 years of material!

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 01:03 AM

21. K&R

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:51 AM

24. Thanks! This whole thread brightened my morning.

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 11:21 AM

25. The line would be longer for those waiting to piss on his grave.

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 04:50 PM

28. Happy to be the 200th rec!

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Response to calguy (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 05:13 PM

29. trDump sleeping with the worms,...

.... that is one long nap everyone has got to love.

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