Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:37 AM
bubbazero (296 posts)
BREAKING: Georgia Rep Govenor, Brian Kemp to announce tomorrow: THE EARTH IS REALLY ROUND
Gov. Kemp has learned in the last 24hrs. that our sacred planet earth is really round! "We just found out, I mean we've been so busy with our state shutdown and all." said Gov. Kemp. But when pressed further, specifically about the earth being the center of the universe, Gov. Kemp refused to accept , in his words, "this crazy, commie, pinko-fake news that the earth revolves around the sun" "why if that were true, then all them there homolibectuals would have a case for not realizzzien them fossil's is tricks of that dirty socialist satan-sanders"
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bubbazero | Apr 2020 | OP |
greyl | Apr 2020 | #1 | |
mr_lebowski | Apr 2020 | #2 | |
ProfessorGAC | Apr 2020 | #7 | |
uponit7771 | Apr 2020 | #3 | |
KayF | Apr 2020 | #4 | |
JustABozoOnThisBus | Apr 2020 | #5 | |
boston bean | Apr 2020 | #6 |
Response to bubbazero (Original post)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:52 AM
greyl (21,987 posts)
1. Should have been Abrams in Georgia.
Response to bubbazero (Original post)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 03:19 AM
mr_lebowski (18,716 posts)
2. The earth ain't round ... it's roughly spherical, but more precisely an oblate spheroid ...
Even people who think it's flat still think it's round.
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 06:42 AM
ProfessorGAC (46,241 posts)
7. Not Sure About That
Stealing from Maher: I don't know for a fact some flat earthers think the earth is a flat square, I just know it's true!
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Response to bubbazero (Original post)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 04:45 AM
JustABozoOnThisBus (20,525 posts)
5. I'd watch that announcement, just to see his interpreter for the deaf
I know nothing about Amer. Sign Language, or related communication forms, but this guy is one of the best I've seen.
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Response to bubbazero (Original post)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 05:20 AM
boston bean (33,683 posts)
6. It can be round and flat at the same time you know!
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