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Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:37 AM

BREAKING: Georgia Rep Govenor, Brian Kemp to announce tomorrow: THE EARTH IS REALLY ROUND

Gov. Kemp has learned in the last 24hrs. that our sacred planet earth is really round! "We just found out, I mean we've been so busy with our state shutdown and all." said Gov. Kemp. But when pressed further, specifically about the earth being the center of the universe, Gov. Kemp refused to accept , in his words, "this crazy, commie, pinko-fake news that the earth revolves around the sun" "why if that were true, then all them there homolibectuals would have a case for not realizzzien them fossil's is tricks of that dirty socialist satan-sanders"

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Reply BREAKING: Georgia Rep Govenor, Brian Kemp to announce tomorrow: THE EARTH IS REALLY ROUND (Original post)
bubbazero Apr 2020 OP
greyl Apr 2020 #1
mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #2
ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #7
uponit7771 Apr 2020 #3
KayF Apr 2020 #4
JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2020 #5
boston bean Apr 2020 #6

Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:52 AM

1. Should have been Abrams in Georgia.

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Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 03:19 AM

2. The earth ain't round ... it's roughly spherical, but more precisely an oblate spheroid ...

Even people who think it's flat still think it's round.

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 06:42 AM

7. Not Sure About That

Stealing from Maher: I don't know for a fact some flat earthers think the earth is a flat square, I just know it's true!

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Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 03:39 AM

3. K&R

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Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 04:42 AM

4. Game changer!

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Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 04:45 AM

5. I'd watch that announcement, just to see his interpreter for the deaf

I know nothing about Amer. Sign Language, or related communication forms, but this guy is one of the best I've seen.

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Response to bubbazero (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 05:20 AM

6. It can be round and flat at the same time you know!

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