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bubbazero

(296 posts)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:37 AM Apr 2020

BREAKING: Georgia Rep Govenor, Brian Kemp to announce tomorrow: THE EARTH IS REALLY ROUND

Gov. Kemp has learned in the last 24hrs. that our sacred planet earth is really round! "We just found out, I mean we've been so busy with our state shutdown and all." said Gov. Kemp. But when pressed further, specifically about the earth being the center of the universe, Gov. Kemp refused to accept , in his words, "this crazy, commie, pinko-fake news that the earth revolves around the sun" "why if that were true, then all them there homolibectuals would have a case for not realizzzien them fossil's is tricks of that dirty socialist satan-sanders"

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BREAKING: Georgia Rep Govenor, Brian Kemp to announce tomorrow: THE EARTH IS REALLY ROUND (Original Post) bubbazero Apr 2020 OP
Should have been Abrams in Georgia. greyl Apr 2020 #1
The earth ain't round ... it's roughly spherical, but more precisely an oblate spheroid ... mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #2
Not Sure About That ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #7
K&R uponit7771 Apr 2020 #3
Game changer! KayF Apr 2020 #4
I'd watch that announcement, just to see his interpreter for the deaf JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2020 #5
It can be round and flat at the same time you know! boston bean Apr 2020 #6
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
2. The earth ain't round ... it's roughly spherical, but more precisely an oblate spheroid ...
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 04:19 AM
Apr 2020

Even people who think it's flat still think it's round.

ProfessorGAC

(64,413 posts)
7. Not Sure About That
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 07:42 AM
Apr 2020

Stealing from Maher: I don't know for a fact some flat earthers think the earth is a flat square, I just know it's true!

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,282 posts)
5. I'd watch that announcement, just to see his interpreter for the deaf
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 05:45 AM
Apr 2020

I know nothing about Amer. Sign Language, or related communication forms, but this guy is one of the best I've seen.

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