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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToo bad we don't have Dolores Umbridge's Magic quill to replace his sharpie. That would be useful.
It just occurs to me how perfectly she would fit in this horror show.
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Too bad we don't have Dolores Umbridge's Magic quill to replace his sharpie. That would be useful. (Original Post)
niyad
Apr 2020
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Ilsa
(61,675 posts)1. I would pour myself a cup of tea, extra sweet, to watch that! nt
niyad
(112,435 posts)3. A glass of Chardonnay for me.
Ilsa
(61,675 posts)6. The tea was what Umbridge was drinking while
she tortured Harry.
niyad
(112,435 posts)7. Yes, of course.
We could probably charge admission to watch that.
MANative
(4,105 posts)4. There are easily a dozen spells I'd like to try out
On his ugly mug.
niyad
(112,435 posts)5. Same here, but I promised not to advance life forms.
Ilsa
(61,675 posts)8. Everytime he lies, another clump of hair falls out.
Everytime he praises himself, his boobs gain 2 cup sizes.
Every time he uses the word "nasty" at a woman, his dick and balls shrink 50%.
niyad
(112,435 posts)11. I do like the way you think!
Leith
(7,802 posts)9. Forget the quill
I'd like to add some veritaserum to his diet Coke - right before he goes on stage for his corona ego rally-slash-press conference.
niyad
(112,435 posts)12. That is an excellent idea.
Vogon_Glory
(9,086 posts)10. I'd suggest Veritaserum BUT
Does Donnie really know the difference between truth and lies?
niyad
(112,435 posts)13. An excellent question, to which I do not know the answer