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Too bad we don't have Dolores Umbridge's Magic quill to replace his sharpie. That would be useful. (Original Post) niyad Apr 2020 OP
I would pour myself a cup of tea, extra sweet, to watch that! nt Ilsa Apr 2020 #1
A glass of Chardonnay for me. niyad Apr 2020 #3
The tea was what Umbridge was drinking while Ilsa Apr 2020 #6
Yes, of course. niyad Apr 2020 #7
Oh, yes! dhol82 Apr 2020 #2
There are easily a dozen spells I'd like to try out MANative Apr 2020 #4
Same here, but I promised not to advance life forms. niyad Apr 2020 #5
Everytime he lies, another clump of hair falls out. Ilsa Apr 2020 #8
I do like the way you think! niyad Apr 2020 #11
Forget the quill Leith Apr 2020 #9
That is an excellent idea. niyad Apr 2020 #12
I'd suggest Veritaserum BUT Vogon_Glory Apr 2020 #10
An excellent question, to which I do not know the answer niyad Apr 2020 #13

Ilsa

(61,675 posts)
8. Everytime he lies, another clump of hair falls out.
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 09:40 PM
Apr 2020

Everytime he praises himself, his boobs gain 2 cup sizes.

Every time he uses the word "nasty" at a woman, his dick and balls shrink 50%.

Leith

(7,802 posts)
9. Forget the quill
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 09:43 PM
Apr 2020

I'd like to add some veritaserum to his diet Coke - right before he goes on stage for his corona ego rally-slash-press conference.

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