Murder Hornets Doubt They Can Do as Much Damage as Trump
WASHINGTON STATE (The Borowitz Report)Calling it a tall order, for sure, a swarm of murder hornets are openly questioning whether they can do as much damage to the United States as Donald J. Trump has.
In an unusually candid interview, the deadly winged insects said that their initial plans to invade North America, spreading terror and carnage in their wake, have been largely upended by Trumps performance this year.
We had been talking about coming to America for, like, forever, one hornet said. Its obviously a huge market, and we wanted to make a big splash over here. And now this.
The hornet said that, when it became clear that Trump was causing headline-grabbing destruction, a bunch of us were, like, Should we postpone our whole deal? It seems like were not going to get the attention weve been shooting for.
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