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Sat May 16, 2020, 11:40 PM

If Trump was president during WW2, he would have kissed Hitler's ass

Trump wants us to have a military mindset in regards to coronavirus. If Trump was president during WW2, he would have:

  • Kissed Hitler's ass by saying how strong and powerful Hitler is.
  • Claimed Hitler's people worship him
  • Visited Italy and shook hands with Mussolini
  • Claimed that Mussolini was "very powerful and respected"
  • Congratulated Mussolini for making the trains run on time and derided America for having "late trains."
  • Claimed that there are "good people on both sides" in the conflict in Europe
  • Claimed that he can be trusted to "protect the Jews" despite the anti-Semites that surround him because his daughter married someone Jewish.
  • Blamed Pearl Harbor on Hoover even though Hoover left office 8 years before
  • Also blamed Pearl Harbor on Hawaii and their "Hooverite governor"
  • Bombed an empty Japanese fishing vessel, claimed it was a destroyer, and declared victory over Japan
  • Told Hawaii that he has absolute power, but they must fend for themselves.
  • Removed troops from Hawaii because "they didn't pay" and the Japanese are no longer a threat
  • Claimed Hawaii is safe to visit
  • Claimed Democrats are just trying to hurt him politically by pointing out that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor
  • Claimed the British aren't really our friends because they burned down the White House in the "War of 1815"
  • Claimed that Stalin is a tough guy that "knows how to win, just like me"
  • Banned travel from China and claimed that Hoover loved China and that Hoover committed the greatest crime ever.
  • Softly surrendered to the Germans and Japanese.
  • Told people to "ingest" WD-40 because he thinks it will help cure polio.

Trump wants to have a military mindset, but he has already surrendered to coronavirus, because he is weak.

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Renew Deal May 2020 OP
dawg day May 2020 #1
dalton99a May 2020 #2
lunatica May 2020 #3
Grokenstein May 2020 #4
MFM008 May 2020 #5
mnmoderatedem May 2020 #6
Renew Deal May 2020 #10
Squinch May 2020 #7
Walleye May 2020 #8
Tommy_Carcetti May 2020 #9
lark May 2020 #11

Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 11:42 PM

1. Brilliant

You need to make a tweet thread. It's a vital point... that Trump kowtow to dictators

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 11:45 PM

2. Kick

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 11:47 PM

3. He would have joined forces with the Axis powers too

The Swastika would be our national flag along with the Southern Union Jack and the snake flag.

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Response to lunatica (Reply #3)

Sun May 17, 2020, 12:38 AM

4. Yep. He and Benito would have been twinsies.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:55 AM

5. Absolutely true

Didnt Ivana say he kept a book on Adolph next to the bed?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:20 AM

6. we'd have been told not to believe the Holocaust

because Hitler strongly denied it.

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Response to mnmoderatedem (Reply #6)

Sun May 17, 2020, 07:54 AM

10. Good point. "He says he didn't do it."

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:20 AM

7. No freaking question.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:48 AM

8. A third of Americans would have repeated everything he said.

And tried to start a war with the rest of us, brandishing weapons to get meat and gasoline

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 06:49 AM

9. The sad thing is, he absolutely would have.

Hitler would only have to throw Trump a few bones or promise a face-to-face meeting and we would be hearing about how he “loved his people.”
This is the DU member formerly known as Tommy_Carcetti.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 09:56 AM

11. If drumpf were president then, we'd have been part of the Axis.

We'd be speaking German now and be as poor as Russia workers and people would be talking about us being relegated to the dustbin of history for our failures.

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