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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Thu May 28, 2020, 08:12 PM May 2020

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First

MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed demonstrators Thursday for recklessly looting businesses without forming a private equity firm first. “Look, we all have the right to protest, but that doesn’t mean you can just rush in and destroy any business without gathering a group of clandestine investors to purchase it at a severely reduced price and slowly bleed it to death,” said Facebook commenter Amy Mulrain, echoing the sentiments of detractors nationwide who blasted the demonstrators for not hiring a consultant group to take stock of a struggling company’s assets before plundering. “I understand that people are angry, but they shouldn’t just endanger businesses without even a thought to enriching themselves through leveraged buyouts and across-the-board terminations. It’s disgusting to put workers at risk by looting. You do it by chipping away at their health benefits and eventually laying them off. There’s a right way and wrong way to do this.” At press time, critics recommended that protestors hold law enforcement accountable by simply purchasing the Minneapolis police department from taxpayers.

https://www.theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

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Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2020 OP
K&R, uponit7771 May 2020 #1
K&R smirkymonkey May 2020 #2
Maybe instead of risking arrest in a riot, LuvNewcastle May 2020 #3
OMG that's brilliant!!! TheFarseer May 2020 #4
bravo... dhill926 May 2020 #5

LuvNewcastle

(16,834 posts)
3. Maybe instead of risking arrest in a riot,
Thu May 28, 2020, 08:21 PM
May 2020

future protesters can hire Bain Capital to do their work for them. Bain would likely do a more thorough job and would put the fear of God into the city's businesses.

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