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DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
Fri May 29, 2020, 09:47 AM May 2020

Game over, suckers! I have contract with Trump with his signature and everything!

https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/_landings/contract/O-TRU-102316-Contractv02.pdf

https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/CONTRACT_FOR_THE_VOTER.pdf

Six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC:
★FIRST, propose a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.
★SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce the federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health).
★THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated.
★FOURTH, a fi ve-year ban on White House and Congressional offi cials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service.
★FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House offi cials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government.
★SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections


Whatever happened to that?

★SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fi x America’s water and environmental infrastructure.


Whatever happened to that?

★FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama.
...
★THIRD, cancel all federal funding to sanctuary cities.
★FOURTH, begin removing the more than two million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back


Whatever happened to that?

Middle Class Tax Relief and Simplification Act

An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class


Whatever happened to that?

American Energy and Infrastructure Act

Leverages public-private partnerships, and private investments through tax incentives, to spur $1 trillion in infrastructure investment over ten years. It is revenue neutral.


Whatever happened to that?

Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act

Fully repeals Obamacare and replaces it with Health Savings Accounts, the ability to purchase health insurance across state lines and lets states manage Medicaid funds. Reforms will also include cutting the red tape at the FDA: there are over 4,000 drugs awaiting approval, and we especially want to speed the approval of life-saving medication


Whatever happened to that?

End Illegal Immigration Act

Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country of Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall;


Whatever happened to that?

Clean Up Corruption in Washington Act

Enacts new ethics reforms to drain the swamp and reduce the corrupting influence of special interests on our politics


Whatever happened to that?
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Game over, suckers! I have contract with Trump with his signature and everything! (Original Post) DetlefK May 2020 OP
Color me confused... procon May 2020 #1
It is to show that even by his own twisted standards his Presidency is a failure. DetlefK May 2020 #2
What, he welshed on a contract he signed? JHB May 2020 #3
All of that. GemDigger May 2020 #4

procon

(15,805 posts)
1. Color me confused...
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:06 AM
May 2020

I guess I missed the memo that forewarned everyone that this is supposed to be humorous and you're not really promoting all these Trumpian pronouncements. So what point are you trying to get across?

JHB

(37,128 posts)
3. What, he welshed on a contract he signed?
Fri May 29, 2020, 10:52 AM
May 2020

You could sue him, but it's a long line and he only pays the sort of people that have cement buckets of just the right shoe-size.

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