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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Mon Jun 8, 2020, 07:38 PM Jun 2020

A rework of "If I Only Had A Brain!" (With apologies to Ray Bolger)

Trump could while away the hours
Just braggin' ' bout his powers
Ignoring peoples' pain
And his butt he'd be scratchin'
As evil schemes were hatchin'
If he only had a brain!

His critics he would puzzle
As the media he'd muzzle
And custom he'd disdain
He'd not be confused with Lincoln
'Cause Abe's morals weren't stinkin'
If Trump could only buy a brain!

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