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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNew tactic for briefing Trump: beauty pageants
I keep seeing it mentioned that the Russian bounty information was presented in the Presidential daily briefing, as if that is some sort of gotcha. Now granted, if Trump were a NORMAL President, it would be a horrifying indictment. But Donald Trump doesnt read. And I dont mean he doesnt read the PDB, I mean he doesnt read ANYFUCKINGTHING. If you put a gun to his head and said name three books hes spit out The Art of the Deal because that involves him, the bible because he knows the rubes love it, and then youd have to shoot him because he couldnt fucking name a third.
If you wanted Trump to know something, you have to have whoever his current Grima Wormtongue is whisper it to him, someone on Fox and Friends talk about it, or stage a beauty pageant. Have some bottle blonde with fake cans come up the lectern for a Q&A in a bikini and say My name is Destiny and I am from Southern California and I like long walks on the beach, Uggs, have a star tattoo on my ankle, and I think it is outrageous that Putin is paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers.
Even then he might not give a shit, but at least he might have potentially processed the information.
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2020/06/30/donald-trump-doesnt-read/
If you wanted Trump to know something, you have to have whoever his current Grima Wormtongue is whisper it to him, someone on Fox and Friends talk about it, or stage a beauty pageant. Have some bottle blonde with fake cans come up the lectern for a Q&A in a bikini and say My name is Destiny and I am from Southern California and I like long walks on the beach, Uggs, have a star tattoo on my ankle, and I think it is outrageous that Putin is paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers.
Even then he might not give a shit, but at least he might have potentially processed the information.
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2020/06/30/donald-trump-doesnt-read/
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New tactic for briefing Trump: beauty pageants (Original Post)
muriel_volestrangler
Jun 2020
OP
According to Ivana, he read the collected speeches of Hitler. I don't know if he sctually read
Karadeniz
Jun 2020
#2
The other day I was thinking about this but what I imagined was using porn stars...
liberalla
Jun 2020
#7
33taw
(2,420 posts)1. He starred in Little Red Riding Hood as a wolf.
Karadeniz
(22,267 posts)2. According to Ivana, he read the collected speeches of Hitler. I don't know if he sctually read
The Power of Positive Thinking, but he liked the idea of affecting one's outcomes by osmosizing a desired reality. He has said he's never read a presidential biography and he hasn't updated that.
agingdem
(7,754 posts)3. Only if the beauty contestants are underage...
then again he does want to date his daughter so maybe a post-it note on her behind...
doc03
(35,143 posts)4. Maybe if they put the PBD in the form of a cartoon or
a Three Stooges skit he would watch.
lame54
(35,130 posts)5. Write on their bodies like Laugh-In
Laelth
(32,017 posts)6. That might actually work.
His handlers should seriously consider this option.
-Laelth
liberalla
(9,165 posts)7. The other day I was thinking about this but what I imagined was using porn stars...
We know he likes that. Then I realized we still have a problem... he'll be too distracted to pay attention to the pdb/briefing, and just focus on the women.