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So tRump is tweet storming this morning about Bill Maher, guess he didn't like the eulogy (Original Post) yaesu Aug 2020 OP
Every syllable is spot on, but a malignant narcissist would be flattered. CaptYossarian Aug 2020 #1
Hilarious to us very scary to Maga Narcissist StClone Aug 2020 #11
I disagree drmeow Aug 2020 #21
Totally agreed on the 35% line that I overlooked. CaptYossarian Aug 2020 #23
K&R PatSeg Aug 2020 #2
Fly free, whiny little b!tch, fly free dalton99a Aug 2020 #3
Hhahahahhhhaa malaise Aug 2020 #20
LMAO! nt ecstatic Aug 2020 #42
K&r roamer65 Aug 2020 #4
well it looks like onethatcares Aug 2020 #5
Still, the music should be an occasion-appropriate cover of... JHB Aug 2020 #6
It worked for Dick Nixon: the protestors across the street from the WH burst into song when he quit! Hekate Aug 2020 #7
Barr lsewpershad Aug 2020 #8
"Our loved one is dead--don't ruin it." catbyte Aug 2020 #9
Well, I sure liked the eulogy! calimary Aug 2020 #10
I can't imagine who will come to Trump's funeral IrishEyes Aug 2020 #12
Lawyers, debt collectors, and process servers, all with the same purpose ... eppur_se_muova Aug 2020 #13
I hope they have stick pins to poke his corpse, just to be sure. BigmanPigman Aug 2020 #35
Yes, the kids must be there, and they must be weeping for him. He never weeped for anyone. NCjack Aug 2020 #17
Their only concern... SergeStorms Aug 2020 #27
Malania should get most of it. Gold digging is disgusting work. NCjack Aug 2020 #30
She had her pre-nup rewritten... SergeStorms Aug 2020 #31
There wont be anything left Squidly Aug 2020 #32
I would gladly piss on Trump... Martin Eden Aug 2020 #28
Let's not bee too harsh. Fortinbras Armstrong Aug 2020 #46
"A man you can bait with a tweet," as HRC aptly characterized him. Tanuki Aug 2020 #14
K&R! gademocrat7 Aug 2020 #15
Our hearts go out to Melania who RSVP'd "Maybe." amb123 Aug 2020 #16
But she'd probably be there... GopherGal Aug 2020 #22
Spot on rpannier Aug 2020 #39
I disagree. I think that would be the ONE event she will not miss. Vivienne235729 Aug 2020 #37
"Add to cart"... SKKY Aug 2020 #18
Read Mary L. Trump's new book about Donald Trump."To Much and Never Enough" usaf-vet Aug 2020 #19
OMG! That's Outstandingly Dead ON! So the Hell Cha Aug 2020 #24
The eulogy, I don't care so much about. warmfeet Aug 2020 #25
Plan ahead. You'll be in a VERY long line. FailureToCommunicate Aug 2020 #26
Somebody must have told him about it. That was Bill's New Rules from last week. Rhiannon12866 Aug 2020 #29
yeah, he claims that he watched the show last week and then went on is usual names calling routine. yaesu Aug 2020 #33
Did he really watch? We know that he sued Bill Maher for saying his parent was an orangutan Rhiannon12866 Aug 2020 #41
couldnt find the tweet so probably no Demonaut Aug 2020 #43
its out there, I read it, unless he deleted it or one of his staff probably. nt yaesu Aug 2020 #44
found it too, should provide a link in the future Demonaut Aug 2020 #45
That was awesomely funny! StocktonNative Aug 2020 #34
Fantastic! colorado_ufo Aug 2020 #36
Responding to this instead of dealing with Covid, the economy and other real issues rpannier Aug 2020 #38
I love it. Whiny little Bitch. Oppaloopa Aug 2020 #40
⭐️K&R⭐️ spanone Aug 2020 #47

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
1. Every syllable is spot on, but a malignant narcissist would be flattered.
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 10:06 AM
Aug 2020

Especially one with such bass ackward values as The Douche.

"Add to cart"? Hilarious.

StClone

(11,679 posts)
11. Hilarious to us very scary to Maga Narcissist
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 12:11 PM
Aug 2020

Trump can not believe he is a mere mortal. Bill's bit struck fear in him, not flattery, is my take.

drmeow

(4,996 posts)
21. I disagree
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 06:08 PM
Aug 2020

There is one error - he doesn't actually like the 35% of people who still support him.

Otherwise you are right - spot on!

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
23. Totally agreed on the 35% line that I overlooked.
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 07:10 PM
Aug 2020

One time I posted on a local TV site, "Why do you care about Scott Walker? He doesn't care about you."

They never responded. That must be our point of attack--get the non-thinkers to think.

Hekate

(90,202 posts)
7. It worked for Dick Nixon: the protestors across the street from the WH burst into song when he quit!
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 10:41 AM
Aug 2020

IIRC the article I read in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin said the choice of song was “surreal,” but I thought it was perfect.

catbyte

(34,174 posts)
9. "Our loved one is dead--don't ruin it."
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 11:05 AM
Aug 2020

He met Melania and said those three little words, "Add to cart."

calimary

(80,700 posts)
10. Well, I sure liked the eulogy!
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 11:39 AM
Aug 2020

donald should be glad Bill Maher is offering the sample eulogy here, and not someone like me. If he doesn’t like Bill Maher’s take on this assignment, he’d flat-out hate mine.

I’d be too busy doing a big ol’ happy dance to start speaking into a mic, in the first place.

That would be the day I blow a big hole in my diet, if I live to see it.

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)
12. I can't imagine who will come to Trump's funeral
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 12:13 PM
Aug 2020

Once he is defeated, every republican will distance themselves from him as much as possible. In my lifetime, I have seen the funerals of four presidents: Nixon, Reagan, Ford and Bush. Every former president gets a state funeral so they will probably have one for Trump. Normally, the other former Presidents and Vice Presidents attend as well as other leaders. When Trump dies, it is likely that the former presidents will be Bush, Obama, Clinton, Biden. All of them and their families have been attacked by Trump. It would be nice to see current vice president or president Kamala Harris there. Given Trump's health, it is unlikely but possible that Carter will outlive Trump.

Trump probably has a clause in his will requiring his kids to be there so they will show up.

eppur_se_muova

(36,227 posts)
13. Lawyers, debt collectors, and process servers, all with the same purpose ...
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 12:17 PM
Aug 2020

to make sure he hasn't faked it.

SergeStorms

(18,907 posts)
27. Their only concern...
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 09:52 PM
Aug 2020

is how much they're going to inherit from the asshole. They kissed his ass their entire lives with that one thing in mind. I mean, they hardly knew the guy! He spent more time on the golf course than he ever did with them. Melania gets hers first, and they carve up what's let over. I think they're going to be very surprised with how little he was really worth, despite all his bragging.

SergeStorms

(18,907 posts)
31. She had her pre-nup rewritten...
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 10:13 PM
Aug 2020

after Little Donny stole the election. She didn't want to move to Washington at all. All that business of "staying in New York for Barron's sake" was a bunch of bullshit. Donny had to pony up a lot more money to her, and you can bet the kids were pissed off about that. That's why they're stealing so much money from taxpayers and republican donors. They know they're going to get shafted when "Daddy Dearest" takes the big dirt nap.

Squidly

(783 posts)
32. There wont be anything left
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 10:30 PM
Aug 2020

After all his debtors come calling. All his property will be liquidated to pay them off. His fake wealth will be exposed for what it is. His family will get nothing and like it!!

Tanuki

(14,893 posts)
14. "A man you can bait with a tweet," as HRC aptly characterized him.
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 12:17 PM
Aug 2020

I would probably have never seen this "eulogy" if Rapist45 hadn't called attention to it by his tweetertantrum. He just gave Maher some free publicity.



GopherGal

(1,999 posts)
22. But she'd probably be there...
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 07:00 PM
Aug 2020

for the fight over the will. Gotta protect her and Barron's shares of whatever's left after the lawsuits.

Vivienne235729

(3,373 posts)
37. I disagree. I think that would be the ONE event she will not miss.
Thu Aug 13, 2020, 02:18 AM
Aug 2020

Look for her in a bright pink dress with the largest grin on her face. She will look as happy as she did talking to Justin Trudeau.

usaf-vet

(6,094 posts)
19. Read Mary L. Trump's new book about Donald Trump."To Much and Never Enough"
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 12:56 PM
Aug 2020

Try your local bookstore or here: https://tinyurl.com/yxtmqj79

From what we have seen publicly about his behavior BOY DID SHE NAIL IT.

Nearly every page makes me think SO THAT IS WHY IS DOES AND SAYS WHAT HE SAYS.


He is one sick individual created by his family's upbringing.

Cha

(295,929 posts)
24. OMG! That's Outstandingly Dead ON! So the Hell
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 08:16 PM
Aug 2020

Monster saw this?.. LOL!

Good on ya Bill Maher.. Retweeted!

warmfeet

(3,321 posts)
25. The eulogy, I don't care so much about.
Wed Aug 12, 2020, 08:33 PM
Aug 2020

The grave site location, I do care about.

I have to pee really bad.

Rhiannon12866

(203,041 posts)
41. Did he really watch? We know that he sued Bill Maher for saying his parent was an orangutan
Thu Aug 13, 2020, 05:57 AM
Aug 2020

Smart move, suing comedians??

colorado_ufo

(5,717 posts)
36. Fantastic!
Thu Aug 13, 2020, 01:09 AM
Aug 2020


I really had to laugh because the phrase whiny little b**** just crossed my mind this afternoon, when I was thinking of some way to describe him!
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