Everyone ready for the Robert Trump funeral and presidential campaign rally this weekend?

[Thomas Hurt]

Do you think there will be hamberderz? I am expecting a trainwreck.

[blueinredohio]

1. Will all republican congress people be there?

[Cha]

2. trump will be the corpse at

his brother's funeral.. he's already given a preview.

[3Hotdogs]

3. Hambergerz? You bring 'em, Donald will surely eat 'em.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. I'm guessing that Robert's funeral/memorial will be reminiscent of (father) Fred's.

Donald Trump brought his then-girlfriend, Melania Knupp, who wore a blouse down to her navel and then proceeded during his father's eulogy to boast about his own achievements as a developer, nothing about his father. The attendees were stunned.

I don't believe Melania will be wearing the same outfit . . . . .

[MrsCoffee]

5. Maybe she will wear her infamous IRDCDU coat.

[CaptYossarian]

7. Not after the kidney transplant (we're not supposed to know about.

New kidneys go in front. She won't be showing that scar.

[PJMcK]

11. I think her family name, in English, is Knauss

But, really, who gives a shit?

[no_hypocrisy]

12. My bad. You are correct. Thank you!

[PJMcK]

13. Not at all!

She's as much of a skank as her fucking husband. You know, what's-his-name.

[Pachamama]

6. Maybe some mashed Potatoes for memories of good times in the Trump family?

According to Mary Trump in her book, Donald was picking on little brother Robert mercilessly and Donald ended up with a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head...

[CaptYossarian]

8. For every "Slow Joe" remark, we can use "Spuds".

As ugly as Trump is, "Monster Mash" works too.

[Pachamama]

10. Seriously- excellent suggestions

[CaptYossarian]

14. Thanks.

[ananda]

9. People here would actually watch that?

???