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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Hoping to stoke suburban voters deepest fears, Donald Trump has threatened to move to the suburbs if Joe Biden wins the November election.
Issuing the terrifying ultimatum in a series of seventy-four tweets, Trump warned that, if he relocates, Your beautiful suburbs will be destroyed forever.
Forcing suburban voters to imagine the horrific reality of having him live next door, Trump tweeted, If you wonder what kind of neighbor I would be, just ask Canada and Mexico.
I will treat my front lawn like a driving range, he threatened. Dont park your car on the street unless you want your windshield cracked.
Since I dont believe in global warming, I wont be recycling, he added. Ill just toss my empty Diet Cokes over the fence and into your yard.
Saving his most chilling threat for last, Trump warned, When I move to the suburbs, I will be taking Don, Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle with me. So you can kiss your precious peace and quiet goodbye, suburban suckers and losers.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-move-to-suburbs-if-biden-wins
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sheshe2
(83,319 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)sheshe2
(83,319 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)sheshe2
(83,319 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)I don't know why.
sheshe2
(83,319 posts)I bought a book because it was so much cheaper. Not thrilled with it but it is okay. My double posts started then. I learned to submit my posts using the touch pad instead of my mouse. Problem solved when I remember to do so.
Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)My mouse kept failing to work even when I put in a new battery, so I went out and got a new one. I like this one, it's smaller and hasn't failed me yet, but I can't control the double posts - and since they have the exact same time stamp, it's not that I'm submitting the same post twice.
sheshe2
(83,319 posts)Mine does the same.
Wounded Bear
(58,436 posts)idziak4ever1234
(1,257 posts)UTUSN
(70,494 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)left in Chump's hands!
The_Counsel
(1,660 posts)jmowreader
(50,447 posts)The bastard killed 180,000 people through his inactions on COVID. US Penitentiary Terre Haute, which has the federal government's only death row, is the only place to send a mass murderer.
The_Counsel
(1,660 posts)Im sure theres at least one inmate who has lost a loved one to COVID-19.
And at least one C/O willing to look the other way while revenge is exacted.
Thats all it takes, really...
jmowreader
(50,447 posts)Timothy McVeigh was executed in Terre Haute.
And I know what some people will say: Trump didnt directly kill those people, so he isnt eligible for execution. Thats not necessary. Kelly Gissendaner set up her boyfriend to kill her husband. She wasnt even there when the murder happened, and she was executed for it anyway. The Gissendaner case interests me, in that Kelly Renee was poor, was not an attractive person and (from looking at her photos) she was probably extremely hard to get along with. How, exactly, did this woman find two different sexual partners?
treestar
(82,383 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)jmowreader
(50,447 posts)I would much prefer he be forced to buy a house with a Karen on one side and Iron Maidens Nicko McBrain on the other. I suspect Trumps knowing his neighbor is better at golf (Bruce Dickinsons hand-written autobiography claims Nicko is very good at golf), better at business (he owns a rib joint in a strip mall in Florida), better with money, likeable, and an actual Christian would just piss him off to no end.