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Mon Oct 12, 2020, 01:02 AM

An idea for the Lincoln Project

Here's mine, feel free to add more below.

Modify a Pharma advert. We all know the format :

Scene opens on people who look way too young to be taking this drug. (whatever it is)

Quickly goes through happy scenes of them being very active, playing with young children, walking in a neighborhood of young families, etc. Notice the visual emphasis on youth and health and certainty.

Then comes the Truth in the final 5-7 seconds. The rapidly spoken warnings of all the Really Bad Things that can happen to you if you take this drug. Don't take this drug if you are allergic to its ingredients, stop taking this if you have a revulsion lasting more than four hours, please see your doctor if you suddenly lose your healthcare benefits, sudden loss of Medicare, social security, postal deliveries or other dependable government programs. Repeated voting for this candidate will cause sudden loss of friends, family, respect and a dramatic increase in self loathing.

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RainCaster Oct 12 OP
applegrove Oct 12 #1
Catcar Oct 12 #2
Beartracks Oct 12 #3
safeinOhio Oct 12 #4

Response to RainCaster (Original post)

Mon Oct 12, 2020, 01:05 AM

1. Why not give the idea to Team Biden?

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Response to RainCaster (Original post)

Mon Oct 12, 2020, 01:28 AM

2. Small print in Pharma ads often incudes Anal Leakage warning...

Anal leakage being an excellent description of Trump, perhaps they can squeeze it into their ads.

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Response to Catcar (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 12, 2020, 02:18 AM

3. Ha ha! You used "squeeze" and "anal leakage" in the same sentence...

... AND it was a RUN-ON sentence!!



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Response to RainCaster (Original post)

Mon Oct 12, 2020, 03:56 AM

4. He could not keep

the White House and his family safe. He canít keep you safe.

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