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obamanut2012

(25,905 posts)
Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:45 AM Oct 2020

My foolproof plan to control the world's population

We really do need to consider the environment, so this is my foolproof plan I am presenting to the UN and WHO:

Ban pregnancy tests.

It is as simple as that! If there are no positive tests, there will be no babies. When we want a few, we can just test fertile and sexually active women, and when we have enough new babies, we just quit testing for pregnancy.

Simple. Cheap. Effective.

I am hoping this snags me a Nobel.

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My foolproof plan to control the world's population (Original Post) obamanut2012 Oct 2020 OP
Trump will take credit for your idea and take your (his) Nobel. keithbvadu2 Oct 2020 #1

keithbvadu2

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1. Trump will take credit for your idea and take your (his) Nobel.
Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:40 PM
Oct 2020

Trump will take credit for your idea and take your (his) Nobel.

You will become the one who brought him coffee once.

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