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Sun Nov 8, 2020, 07:58 AM

The next fraud story.... probably tomorrow, or Tuesday, or --- anyways,

It'll be about the guy in the counting room in Georgia. Ya see. he was spotted in a corner of the vote room. And the liberals...nah, lame stream media won't tell you about him. But my friend's neighbor saw him.

He had a bottle of White Out. And he was whiting out Trump/Pence and inking in Biden. But as soon as my friend's neighbor saw him, he put the stuff away with a sheepish grin.

Now this guy didn't get away with it. BUT go to your local Staples and see how many jars of WhiteOut are on the shelves.

WAKE UP, 'MERICA.

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Reply The next fraud story.... probably tomorrow, or Tuesday, or --- anyways, (Original post)
3Hotdogs Nov 8 OP
Shermann Nov 8 #1
judeling Nov 8 #3
Shermann Nov 8 #4
doc03 Nov 8 #2
judeling Nov 8 #5
groundloop Nov 8 #6

Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:10 AM

1. How did they catch him?

Our Deep State operatives were instructed to put thick cardboard over EVERY count room window.

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Response to Shermann (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:14 AM

3. One of them

used generic Duct tape to save money.

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Response to judeling (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:27 AM

4. This shit pisses me straight off

We needed to jerry-rig a slim victory in a couple of states, just enough to get over the 270 electoral votes. In order to not draw suspicion, we toss the Pubs a few House seats and didn't steal any Senate seats. Perfect plan right? But these bumbling fools are caught red-handed on Election Day. I'm requesting a Deep State Zoom meeting and heads are going to f'n roll.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:14 AM

2. Wednesday morning when I drove by the county Board of Elections I saw two

raccoons stealing Trump ballets.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:27 AM

5. Don't worry they will never figure out what we really did.

The thin microwave activated coating we applied to the ballots worked perfectly.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:35 AM

6. There's already a Georgia vote counter in hiding because of death threats

Some nut job was watching the video feed and noticed him throwing away a piece of paper (an instruction sheet) and went viral with this supposed evidence that votes were being thrown away. They discovered his name and address and made death threats against him and his family.

FUCKING NUTS!!!!

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