The Jewish Space Laser's Label Disclaimer

[kpete]

WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS

Patients may complain about the side effect of the Jewish Space Laser and also that it’s administered in such small portions.

Republican patients may experience shame that they’ve allowed their party to become such a rage-filled den of bigotry and utter stupidity, but they probably won’t.

Patients who use the Jewish Space Laser might see visions. These visions might include a parallel between the QAnon narrative and an ancient anti-Semitic accusation of ritual murder that resulted in blood libels and laid the groundwork for the Holocaust.

If you notice that you’re a racist white supremacist spreading loony conspiracy theories that you saw in a meme or on a YouTube video, please seek help immediately.


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https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-jewish-space-lasers-label-disclaimer

[Dennis Donovan]

1. "Do not taunt Jewish Space Laser"

[underpants]

2. Well GREAT now everyone wants one

Link to tweet

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. Beware of knockoffs ...

Some are underpowered and may not be capable of starting California wildfires from space.

[underpants]

5. So...

Tailored not off the rack ✅

[Nitram]

4. So how does the Space Laser get into space in the first place? Is it in a satellite?

As a firm Flying Spaghetti Monster follower I would like to get in on this marvelous scientific innovation.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. It's a secret ...

[RussellCattle]

7. Blessed be his noodliness.

[PennyK]

10. May I correct your reference

That's Lokshen to us Chosen Peeples.
(Yiddish for noodles, as in lokshen kugel)

[Nitram]

14. I had not realized a schism had appeared to complicate my devotion to the FSM.

[wryter2000]

8. The Episcopalians were going to get a space laser

But we heard starting fires was rude.

[packman]

11. The Roman Catholics were going to use crosses- But

The got hung up on the nails to use


OHH- I'm going to hell for that

[AllaN01Bear]

12. im episcopalian and i find this funny. the laser part, not the fire part.

[randr]

9. Three or more people wishing a strike can make it happen

if they make the special sign and think of who to strike at the same time.
pass it on

[walpurgis]

13. F. S . M

As A devout follower and subject of the Flying Spaghetti Monster( I'm in my pirate suite) I will assure you if there were a Jewish space laser gun It would have been used against the racist proud boys the gop and the insurrectionists "maga chud". What a glorious day that would have been. All Hail to the great noodelage. Arrrr me matey.