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🍸☀️ Cancun Cruz is a riot 🤠💨 -- absolutely HILARIOUS (stolen) meme (Original Post) underpants Feb 2021 OP
LOL. Can this man ever be reelected? panader0 Feb 2021 #1
Yes absolutely nycbos Feb 2021 #3
Charlatans know that their followers will explain away anything that challenges their expectations. TheBlackAdder Feb 2021 #6
Spelling error -- CanCoupQruz Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2021 #2
Absolutely Atreus Feb 2021 #4
Exactly. They forgot that in 2011, cold weather shut down their electrical grid. FSogol Feb 2021 #5
Thanks so much! Atreus Feb 2021 #7
Green Eggs and Cruz gets a new Cancun verse: DFW Feb 2021 #8

nycbos

(6,033 posts)
3. Yes absolutely
Fri Feb 19, 2021, 09:04 AM
Feb 2021

It's Texas. He is not up for reelection until 2024. All he has to do is where a fake cowboy hat and say "I will keep the east coast elites from taking your guns."

Everyone will forget about this. Voters have a real short memory.

FSogol

(45,355 posts)
5. Exactly. They forgot that in 2011, cold weather shut down their electrical grid.
Fri Feb 19, 2021, 09:32 AM
Feb 2021

They also forgot that it happened in 1998. They aren't capable of learning from mistakes.

Welcome to DU, btw.

DFW

(54,047 posts)
8. Green Eggs and Cruz gets a new Cancun verse:
Fri Feb 19, 2021, 06:51 PM
Feb 2021

He said, „Cruz.“ I said, “Lose!”
That Cruz-you-lose, that Cruz-you-lose.
I do not like that Cruz-you-lose.

“Do you like my phony ruse?”
I do not like your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

“Would you like it as a bore?
“Like it on the Senate floor?”

I would not like you, crashing bore,
I hate you on the Senate floor.
I do not like your big fat head.
I do not like it, Ted-so-red.

Would you like it bit by bit?
Would you like it full of shit?

Not with shit, not one bit,
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your big swelled head
I do not want it, live or dead.
I don’t care for your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

Would you try it blowing smoke?
Would you like it served by Koch?

Not with smoke, not by Koch
Not with shit, not one bit
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your right wing blues
I do not like it Cruz-you-lose.

Would you like it on the moon?
Would you like it in Cancún?
Things are warmer there, they say.
“I don’t care, just go away!”

“You don’t like it, so you say.
“But listen one time, and you may.
“Listen, and you may I say!”

Ted, if you will let me be,
I will listen and you’ll see.

SAY! You really ARE quite full shit!
I like your drivel not one bit!
You really are a crashing bore!
You don’t deserve the Senate floor!
And I won’t listen in the dark.
I cannot stand your slimy snark.
And I would put you in a box
‘Cause you are stupid as an ox
And you deserve to wheeze and choke
Since you are only blowing smoke
All financed by the Brothers Koch,
All your future prospects dead,
Go put THAT in your big fat head!
We don’t fall for your phony ruse.
We do not like you, Cruz-you-lose.

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