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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDid no one inform CPAC that Trump prefers a golden shower to a golden statue?
He claims to love the Lord, you see
(But not as much as hooker's pee)
His deviant behavior really threw ya.
But Republicans said, "Fuck it, Don.
We'll back you while you run your con
And later we'll pretend we never knew ya."
But at CPAC, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelu-oo-oo-oo-jah.
(With apologies to Leonard Cohen)
Glorfindel
(9,706 posts)Ocelot II
(115,280 posts)LakeArenal
(28,729 posts)rurallib
(62,346 posts)malaise
(267,815 posts)11 Bravo
(23,922 posts)malaise
(267,815 posts)Laughed so loud I scared one of the cats
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)who's doing the peeing.
I actually am utterly baffled why anybody would imagine it happening the other way around.
I would guess that he insisted the hookers acted as though they loved ... what he was doing to them.
Don't you think that scenario is drastically more in keeping with the personality that the man has displayed his entire life?
I know, it's EWWWW all the way around.
But just saying.