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11 Bravo

(23,922 posts)
Mon Mar 1, 2021, 06:59 PM Mar 2021

Did no one inform CPAC that Trump prefers a golden shower to a golden statue?

He claims to love the Lord, you see
(But not as much as hooker's pee)
His deviant behavior really threw ya.
But Republicans said, "Fuck it, Don.
We'll back you while you run your con
And later we'll pretend we never knew ya."
But at CPAC, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelu-oo-oo-oo-jah.

(With apologies to Leonard Cohen)

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Did no one inform CPAC that Trump prefers a golden shower to a golden statue? (Original Post) 11 Bravo Mar 2021 OP
Brilliant! I wish I had written it. Glorfindel Mar 2021 #1
Well done! Bravo, 11 Bravo! Ocelot II Mar 2021 #2
AND... it's plastic. Haha. Probably not recyclable plastic tho. LakeArenal Mar 2021 #3
***** SNORK ***** rurallib Mar 2021 #4
Wicked fabulous malaise Mar 2021 #5
Thanks. I love that song, and it just kind of came to me. 11 Bravo Mar 2021 #6
It's really good malaise Mar 2021 #7
I'd give 50-1 odds on a bet that if there really are any 'pee-tapes', Trump is the one Hugh_Lebowski Mar 2021 #8
 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
8. I'd give 50-1 odds on a bet that if there really are any 'pee-tapes', Trump is the one
Mon Mar 1, 2021, 07:58 PM
Mar 2021

who's doing the peeing.

I actually am utterly baffled why anybody would imagine it happening the other way around.

I would guess that he insisted the hookers acted as though they loved ... what he was doing to them.

Don't you think that scenario is drastically more in keeping with the personality that the man has displayed his entire life?

I know, it's EWWWW all the way around.

But just saying.

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