Shut the Fuck Up and Get Your Fucking Vaccine

[kpete]

4/15/2021
RUDE PUNDIT:

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Here in the United States, when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccines, we're swimming in a shit pool of lies and fear. We've got the dumbass white evangelical Christians who believe garbage like "It would be God’s will if I am here or if I am not here." (So, like, if God gave people the ability to create vaccines...fuck it, not worth it.) We've got fucking idiotic conspiracy theories like "A massive death wave will be witnessed later this year among those who took the vaccine," ignoring that it's been a year since the first people were vaccinated, and, oddly, no reports of all of them dying have come out.

And then there's motherfucking Tucker fucking Carlson, who always has the expression of a Victorian gentleman learning that women like sex. Carlson has been coyly and not-so-coyly antivax for the better part of the last few years. With the coronavirus vaccines, Tuckfuck has been vigorously gargling the balls of conspiracy nuts. Wondering why you should still have to wear a mask after getting vaccinated, Carlson's just asking, "What is this about? If vaccines work, why are vaccinated people still banned from living normal lives?" Quite note: You're wearing your fucking mask because you still might be able to spread COVID, even if you can't get it, and you're trying not to be a selfish dickhead, something I'm sure Carlson can't even conceive of.

Carlson, who you know got his vaccine the second he could steal the spot from an elderly person, continued tuckerly, "If the vaccine is effective, there’s no reason for people who’ve received a vaccine to wear masks or avoid physical contact. So maybe it doesn’t work and they’re simply not telling you that. Well, you’d hate to think that especially if you’ve gotten two shots but what’s the other potential explanation? We can’t think of one." Yes, big science wants you to wear masks and not eat indoors at restaurants or go to concerts or movies because...he doesn't say, but I'm guessing socialism or critical race theory or AOC.

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You know what freedom is? Freedom is celebrating that science can actually solve our fucking problems and taking advantage of that so that your superstition and anti-science fuckery doesn't kill the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up already. Get your fucking vaccine, you fucking assholes.

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[catbyte]

1. No kidding. Look what's happening here in Michigan:

From an email I received today from covidactnow.org

[gibraltar72]

2. Just got off phone with journalist in Washington.

She is doing a piece on Covid spike in Mi. I was referred to her regards the shit that is ongoing in Hellsdale County.

[kirkuchiyo]

3. To damn many people not wearings masks here

My wife and I got our second shots last week. Both daughters got their first this week and I am so glad. Hopefully this weeds out some more of the knuckle draggery population...

Without creating any more variants.

[Deuxcents]

4. My 2 nd shot

Is Tuesday. I have resolved myself to the fact that I’ll still be wearing a mask for a long time b/c of the stupidity of my fellow citizens. It’s maddening

[NightWatcher]

5. I was looking for the link to buy that subject line on a shirt.

We are all going to die from a plague that we've had a chance to stop TWICE!

Repukes and their hatred of Science combined with a fear of a PAPAER FUCKING MASK will do us in.



Peace out.

[Claire Oh Nette]

6. There once was a man named Tucker

For conspiracy theories he was a sucker
As long as he's still wealthy
He don't care if your healthy
He's a racist, lying motherphucker

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CDC Guidelines say vaccinated people can hang out with and be within six feet of and not have to wear masks. I.e, They can "return to normal," but they recognize the pre-Covid world is over and we are in a Post Covid world now.

It's the selfish, entitled, laws for thee, not for me, I've got gawd in my pocket, dick-nose maskholes refusing to get the vaccine who are causing variants to spread and prolonging masking and social distancing requirements.

[bringthePaine]

7. fuck yeah!

[BlueJac]

8. Agree 100%

[dalton99a]

9. Kick

[MissMillie]

10. Can only imagine the results (or lack thereof) if

the smallpox vaccine had been met with such resistance.

[Paladin]

11. Well and truly said. Get vaccinated, wear masks where they're required...

...and shut the fuck up about it.

[Kath2]

12. Right on!

Everyone should follow the protocols and get the vaccine as soon as possible.

I have recovered from covid 19. My uncle died from it last week. It is not a liberal hoax, it is a deadly disease.

[IronLionZion]

13. Compare COVID hotspots with 2020 election results by county

and you will find that most of the counties with the most COVID per population voted Trump. These people are irredeemable. People in blue areas where vaccines are in high demand are driving long distances to red areas to easily find appointments.

[ZERTErYNOthe]

14. Got my first shot

I got my first shot last week. I've been putting of visiting my family in MI, They have been going to unmasked church services for weeks now, I was going to visit them next week, but hell nuw. It sucks, I haven't seen my father since early march of last year, but I'm not taking chances. I already lost my uncle, and nearly my best friend who spent a month in the hospital. Freedom, I guess. Criminal selfishness, promoted by Gym Jordan among others.

[Martin Eden]

15. K&R for R.P.

He's way out of fucks to give, and so am I.