Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:00 PM
Roland99 (52,964 posts)
'We are an army for everything that Jesus has purchased for us': Lauren Boebert at Freedom rally
Did he use forbidden Apple Pay?
https://www.rawstory.com/amp/jesus-purchased-lauren-boebert-rally-2653682959 Wearing her usual holstered firearm U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on Independence Day injected a heavy dose of Christian nationalism into her speech in Mesa County, Colorado. Rep. Boebert said sees her constituents as "an army for everything that Jesus has purchased for us and our children, and our children's children."
... "It's not a coincidence that Independence Day is on a Sunday this year," she also told supporters. "We will not back down until we have everything God has promised us," she added, although did not specify what her list of demands include. And I guess she doesn’t know how calendars work....
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Roland99 | Jul 2021 | OP |
Marrah_Goodman | Jul 2021 | #1 | |
hlthe2b | Jul 2021 | #2 | |
George II | Jul 2021 | #27 | |
mdbl | Jul 2021 | #3 | |
Solly Mack | Jul 2021 | #4 | |
bluedigger | Jul 2021 | #5 | |
IcyPeas | Jul 2021 | #6 | |
Shellback Squid | Jul 2021 | #7 | |
Blue Owl | Jul 2021 | #8 | |
yonder | Jul 2021 | #9 | |
Permanut | Jul 2021 | #10 | |
luckone | Jul 2021 | #14 | |
EndlessWire | Jul 2021 | #11 | |
luckone | Jul 2021 | #12 | |
uriel1972 | Jul 2021 | #21 | |
onecaliberal | Jul 2021 | #13 | |
OAITW r.2.0 | Jul 2021 | #15 | |
tanyev | Jul 2021 | #16 | |
uriel1972 | Jul 2021 | #19 | |
luckone | Jul 2021 | #32 | |
sop | Jul 2021 | #17 | |
uriel1972 | Jul 2021 | #18 | |
DFW | Jul 2021 | #20 | |
George II | Jul 2021 | #24 | |
DFW | Jul 2021 | #26 | |
rickford66 | Jul 2021 | #22 | |
George II | Jul 2021 | #23 | |
spanone | Jul 2021 | #25 | |
The Wizard | Jul 2021 | #28 | |
PoindexterOglethorpe | Jul 2021 | #29 | |
Duppers | Jul 2021 | #30 | |
smirkymonkey | Jul 2021 | #31 | |
moondust | Jul 2021 | #33 |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:01 PM
Marrah_Goodman (1,586 posts)
1. Jesus would hate that ignorant turd.
Response to Marrah_Goodman (Reply #1)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:04 PM
hlthe2b (95,413 posts)
2. One wonders if that is why she was "blessed" with the chin of the Wicked Witch of the West
I know it is terrible to comment on her or anyone else's looks, but I'll take the
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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #2)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:51 PM
George II (67,782 posts)
27. BOOM! That was the funniest post I've seen in days. Thanks so much!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:04 PM
mdbl (4,972 posts)
3. asshole is as asshole does
hopefully god still uses lightning on people like her
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:08 PM
Solly Mack (88,690 posts)
4. Wouldn't they all have to die to get everything "purchased" (ever-lasting life)?
Mind you, I'm not objecting.
Just curious. As to the other bit of ignorance. Well, she is ignorant. |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:08 PM
bluedigger (16,843 posts)
5. Dumber and more dangerous than a paper sack of hammers.
That's my congressperson!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:10 PM
IcyPeas (19,493 posts)
6. She must shop at Hobby Lobby.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:12 PM
Shellback Squid (8,620 posts)
7. the stupid is strong in this one
she is the exception in CO
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:14 PM
Blue Owl (43,531 posts)
8. Jesus purchased lunch from Boebert's roadhouse; now he has bloody diarrhea
Thanks Lauren Bloodfart
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:17 PM
yonder (8,380 posts)
9. Gawd she's an idiot.
It also wouldn't be a coincidence if the 4th fell on a Sunday for two consecutive years....or if it didn't fall on a Sunday at all.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:20 PM
Permanut (3,777 posts)
10. An extremely dangerous cult..
capable of 9/11 scale atrocities.
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Response to Permanut (Reply #10)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:46 PM
luckone (21,646 posts)
14. Yes and as I said in post 12 I don't see them backing down. Jesus is on their side
No difference Same fervor
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:28 PM
EndlessWire (5,072 posts)
11. Someone told her to
connect the concept of "army" to religious entitlement. Jesus would be ashamed of her.
"We will not back down..." Wut in hell does that mean? These stupid people are going to be shot dead if they try another insurrection. Is the TP worth that?? |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:37 PM
luckone (21,646 posts)
12. Maybe it she meant that it has to do with what they say -Jesus died for our sins
She figures she can be hateful and all-around nasty because Jesus picked up the tab already on the plethora of sins she commits against humanity
How stupid would you have to be to not know what a calendar is ? the people that follow her may intellectually and emotionally be beyond help if they’re over 12-14 . I don’t see it because they think Jesus is on their side they won’t back down Jesus would not want that I mean look how he put the 4th of July on Sunday ! |
Response to luckone (Reply #12)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:03 PM
uriel1972 (4,261 posts)
21. The danger of predeterminism and antinomalism...
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:39 PM
onecaliberal (28,681 posts)
13. She's one of the people who would have been yellin GB and screaming for Jesus to be crucified.
It’s not funny, maybe ironic that they’re literally too stupid to understand that they are in fact very stupid. They open their mouths and remove all doubt for us.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 08:48 PM
OAITW r.2.0 (17,846 posts)
15. She is a fucking moron.
I am insulted that people like this represent me in Congress/
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 09:19 PM
tanyev (39,109 posts)
16. I did not realize Jesus' death on the cross was to create the USA.
Must have missed that in my Bible.
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Response to tanyev (Reply #16)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:01 PM
uriel1972 (4,261 posts)
19. Gotta have the special one that says whatever
The reader wants it to say. Not that this crowd would read a Bible if their life depended on it.
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Response to tanyev (Reply #16)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 11:34 PM
luckone (21,646 posts)
32. Your Bible could be a librrahl commie Bible or sumptim. Get the real good news ! USA
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 09:50 PM
sop (8,927 posts)
17. Someone give the woman thirty pieces of silver.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 09:58 PM
uriel1972 (4,261 posts)
18. One of my favourite but little used sayings..
Crazier than a hatful of assholes.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:02 PM
DFW (49,964 posts)
20. Did he pay with cash or credit?
Or didn't she specify? I was just curious............
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Response to George II (Reply #24)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:46 PM
DFW (49,964 posts)
26. Ah, I hadn't even considered that one.
I thought the rate fluctuation might have discouraged him...........
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:06 PM
rickford66 (5,122 posts)
22. Add the digits 2021 and then double it.
The Ten Commandments !!!! God planned everything down to the smallest detail.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:41 PM
George II (67,782 posts)
23. Probably Ebay. Free shipping!
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:43 PM
spanone (132,847 posts)
25. nut bag says what?
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:52 PM
The Wizard (12,026 posts)
28. Her mental infirmity
should cause her to lose gun privileges.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 10:54 PM
PoindexterOglethorpe (23,978 posts)
29. I wonder if Jesus pays in cash.
Or by credit card or debit card. Does he have a card that gives him airline miles. So many questions come to mind.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 11:25 PM
smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)
31. What?
What does any of that even mean? It makes no sense.
It's like she's been going to "TFG's School For Mastering The Art of Butchering The English Language". I honestly have no idea what she is trying to say. ![]() |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Mon Jul 5, 2021, 11:35 PM
moondust (18,919 posts)
33. Do guns lead to mental illness?
Or the other way around?
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