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Thu Jul 22, 2021, 01:38 AM

Nation Shocked by Existence of Trump Adviser Not Already Arrested

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans were shocked to learn of the existence of a Trump adviser who had not already been arrested.

In interviews across the country, Americans who had been certain that there were no unindicted Trump advisers left said that the arrest of Tom Barrack had caused them to rethink things.

“After Manafort, Stone, Flynn, Bannon, Cohen, Papadopoulos, and the rest, I really thought they’d gotten them all,” Tracy Klugian, who lives in Phoenix, said. “I guess I spoke too soon.”

“Trump sure had a lot of advisers charged with crimes,” Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Chattanooga, said. “Whoever hired advisers for him did a terrible job.”

Carol Foyler, who lives in Akron, saw a silver lining in the Trump adviser being arrested so late. “Since Giuliani already lost his law license, Barrack doesn’t have to worry about being represented by him,” she said.

Davis Logsdon, who lives in Minneapolis, had previously thought that there were no more Trump advisers remaining to be arrested but is no longer sure. “Jared and Don, Jr., haven’t been arrested yet,” he said. “Or have they? It’s so hard to keep track.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-shocked-by-existence-of-trump-adviser-not-already-arrested




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Reply Nation Shocked by Existence of Trump Adviser Not Already Arrested (Original post)
Rhiannon12866 Jul 22 OP
LetMyPeopleVote Jul 22 #1
Wounded Bear Jul 22 #2
Rhiannon12866 Jul 22 #4
malaise Jul 22 #10
monkeyman1 Jul 22 #3
smirkymonkey Jul 22 #5
Rhiannon12866 Jul 22 #6
brer cat Jul 22 #7
Kid Berwyn Jul 22 #8
malaise Jul 22 #9
Rhiannon12866 Jul 22 #11
FakeNoose Jul 22 #12
Ilsa Jul 22 #13

Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 01:42 AM

1. I love good satire

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 01:55 AM

2. "It's so hard to keep track."

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 05:15 AM

4. That's the line that got to me, too!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:31 AM

10. This was mine

“Since Giuliani already lost his law license, Barrack doesn’t have to worry about being represented by him,” she said.

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 02:39 AM

3. plus , trump rug rat's lost secret service yesterday ! won't see much of them now !

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 05:46 AM

5. ROFL!

Perfect!

Thank you for sharing, Rhiannon! Andy Borowitz does it again!

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 05:50 AM

6. LOL! I really liked this one, too!

One of his very best! Although he doesn't have to reach very far for subjects these days!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 07:55 AM

7. Great satire!

I love Borowitz.

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:27 AM

8. Locked him up.

Now get Dumpy.

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:28 AM

9. Ha

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Response to malaise (Reply #9)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:06 PM

11. One of his best!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:27 PM

12. Well Tom Barrack can afford better lawyers

... but otherwise, he's just as guilty as all the others.

Lock him up!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jul 22, 2021, 08:42 PM

13. The FBI has a few more cesspools to dredge

to get the rest of them.

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