Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike turns down meeting with Trump

[FelineOverlord]

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[Takket]

1. RIMSHOT!!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

2. ROFL!

[70sEraVet]

3. Smart horse!!

[brush]

4. Woohoo! That wins the internet, the solar system and the universe.

[The Roux Comes First]

5. He Only Looks Like a Fat Carrot

He smells like cow dung.

[Botany]

6. ATTN Donny : People don't like you.

"If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have come
in 2nd."

[AllyCat]

9. Yes!!

[Evolve Dammit]

7. WTF cares what the Orange "chosen One" wants. Discard like a used condom. n/t

[demtenjeep]

8. is this for real

or just a joke?

[Marthe48]

11. A joke

It circulated a few years ago after a Derby race. Too funny to leave on the shelf

[Rhiannon12866]

10. Twitter reply:

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[niyad]

12. Has the F'n, murdering, orange TRAITOR** ever gone to the Derby before?

[jmowreader]

14. I know he went to the Daytona 500 before

I can just see it...

"I'm the biggest NASCAR fan in the world. No one's a bigger NASCAR fan than me."

"Okay, Mr. President, what's an Earnhardt Bar?"

"It's a chocolate bar with pecans and caramel. They're just fantastic. I eat them all the time."

"No, you knucklehead, an Earnhardt Bar is a piece of steel tubing in the middle of the windshield. It's called that because Dale Earnhardt rolled a car during a race in 1996 and the roof almost crushed him. The Earnhardt Bar keeps that from happening."

"Right. I knew that."

[spanone]

13. Bwahahahahahaaaa

[UTUSN]

15. Bwah! who's the woman taking Melanonia's place?

[Achilleaze]

17. No one likes a LOSER (R)

Especially an arrogant a-hole loser.

[Emile]

18. If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would've came in second. LOL

[Vinca]

19. Now that's funny.