America About To Get .00000000000001% Whiter As Trump Imports Future GOP Voters From South Africa

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/america-about-to-get-00000000000001
Gary Legum - Wonkette

South Africa is a nation of a little over 63 million people, and we are so, so proud that our own nation, the United States of America, can ease the suffering of 54 of the white ones. God bless the USA! And other Lee Greenwood lyrics.

Yes, that’s 54 with no zeroes. At a time when America is chasing out by the tens of thousands anyone with skin a darker shade than Seashell Ecru, the ruling reich has also decided it is of utmost national importance that we bring in more white people who can't stop wallowing in their own victimhood. As if we didn’t already have plenty of those.

Therefore, welcome to America, 54 white South Africans who are allegedly arriving here on Monday as part of a Trump administration push to basically recruit them. Enjoy the complimentary gift baskets from the Aryan Nation.

We have written before about Trump basing his South African immigration policy on whatever white supremacist screed his off-brand Himmler, Stephen Miller, read during his most recent feeding. He was barely two weeks into his second term before he put out an Executive Order called “Addressing Egregious Actions of the Republic of South Africa.”

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[tanyev]

1. I guess these poor needy refugees will all be welcomed by the new town Starbase, TX?

[brush]

2. It's startling that they're to open with their white supremacy/racism. It's futile race against the clock thoghh as...

the POC birthrate is much higher than the future maga racists they can import.

In some states, a large majority of kids entering elementary schools are POCs.

Nice try though, trump and Steven Miller.

[Igel]

3. We're bringing in 34% of one one-thousandth of a person?

If the average weight is 150 lbs, that's almost one ounce of white person.

And how would you get one ounce of a person through passport control ... or would it be customs?

Can't we just pay some white person to overeat for a week? Or give some entitled white Yalie fake Ozempic for a week?

Consider it an ad hoc experiment in carbon sequestration. (Wait, wouldn't all the weight loss due to Ozempic actually increase atmospheric carbon? Lose 30 lbs of overweightitude and that's over 6 1/2 lbs of carbon emitted into in the atmosphere!)

[erronis]

4. Maybe we could just use that transfer mechanism from "The Fly" (molecular transporter)

That way it would be so easy to extract just the right amount down to a gazillionth of a gram. Pity when a virus gets caught in the transfer while the amygdala was partly transported.

I did question the liberal (natch) use of zeroes in the title but decided that Wonkette had a lot of artistic license.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. MAGA really means make America whiter by importing racists from South Africa

[Hassin Bin Sober]

6. I'm sure they will have ICE jobs waiting for them.

They come pre Nazifi’d