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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ (The Borowitz Report)A visibly troubled man was spotted today outside MetLife Stadium just hours before the kickoff of Super Bowl XLVIII.
The man, his eyes darting about menacingly, alarmed passersby who were gathering at the Super Bowl venue.
Harland Dorrinson, who was participating in a pregame tailgating party, said he overheard the belligerent man making several threatening remarks.
He said something like, If I go down, Im taking a lot of people with me, Mr. Dorrinson said. He also said that someone was out to get him, but he was going to get him first.
He was ranting about how terrible this person was, saying, Everything our high-school social studies teacher said was true, Mr. Dorrinson added. It was the ravings of a madman.
Calling the man really scary and dangerous, Mr. Dorrinson said he hoped that authorities would take the troubled individual into custody before the big game begins.
Hes clearly angry and out of control, he said. A guy like that shouldnt be in a position where he can do other people harm.
www.borowitzreport.com
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Walk away
(9,494 posts)the governors of the teams playing. He was all full of himself on TV last month bragging about his wife and children and Lt Gov Extortionist getting to party in the luxury box. The SB people had to call him and explain it wasn't his for the big day.
That.Is.Fantastic.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Cause if it is............
Walk away
(9,494 posts)" No suite for Gov. Christie at Super Bowl 2014, despite previous boasts
Over the past few weeks, the governor boasted about how he would get to hand-pick two dozen VIPS for a sweet reward: the chance to enjoy the biggest sporting event in the country with him in his luxury suite at MetLife Stadium.
When asked who would control the guest list for the governors box at the Super Bowl while co-hosting WFANs Boomer and Carton sports radio show on Aug. 26, Christie said: Youre looking at him, baby.
But as it turns out, the governors box will be out of bounds for the governor on game day."
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/09/christie_super_bowl_box.html
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Yes indeedy.....
bkanderson76
(266 posts)rocktivity
(44,555 posts)rocktivity
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)malaise
(267,785 posts)of satirists.
Gothmog
(143,998 posts)Borowitz is great