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LONDON (The Borowitz Report)In an eleventh-hour development that could have an unpredictable effect on the vote to determine Scottish independence, Queen Elizabeth II took to the British airwaves on Thursday to excoriate the Scots in a one-hour, profanity-laden tirade.
The Queens speech began with the phrase Listen, you Scottish bastards, and became steadily saltier as the monarch blasted her subjects for having the impudence to consider leaving the fold.
Ill make you heel like a litter of [Anglo-Saxon vulgarity] corgis, she said, as her rage reached a crescendo.
After the speech, British Prime Minister David Cameron made a desperate attempt at damage control, hoping to distance himself from the Queens paint-peeling rant.
The views of Her Majesty the Queen are her own, he said in a hastily prepared statement. Neither I nor my government consider the people of Scotland bloody wankers.
www.borowitzreport.com
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)The Queen should take note.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5554082
leftstreet
(36,081 posts)That's probably a no-no
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Skittles
(152,965 posts)I got alerted for threatening to kick asshole ass - oh yes I did
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Especially when I've been told that that Third Wayers are such wankers.....
I mean...what's a gal to do????
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)who didn't see that is a philistine..(and if you don't get that movie reference, well, gawd luv ya'.)
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freshwest
(53,661 posts)I'd love to hear QE2 lose her cool, but it's not part of the job now. That went out with QE1 or maybe a little later.
People that crossed UK royalty risked their lives, now they only risk being suspended from posting online or have their twitter feeds cut off, not their heads. Being queen isn't what it used to be.
What a horrible job QE2 has, having to act like a fixture all the time for the ungrateful masses. I am so glad my folks left for the uncouth colonies. At least most of the time.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)references. I thought Third Way Manny was supposed to be a wanker!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)in a PM I wouldn't want admin to see.
Seriously.....I'd be fucking embarrassed if I'd gotten a hide off of Caddyshack.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)But the GOPher steals the show!
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)That's why you got your post hid.
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4858801
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)badtoworse
(5,957 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,698 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)is that people probably believe this!
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)recognize it.
Please read upthread.
Or maybe you were joking?
jwirr
(39,215 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Boomer
(4,159 posts)Parodies are fiction.
Parodies are fiction.
Parodies are fiction.
MisterP
(23,730 posts)MustBeTheBooz
(264 posts)But I am!