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Archae

(46,262 posts)
Tue Jun 21, 2016, 08:03 PM Jun 2016

Florida Man strikes out with woman, shoots up her house, and she's not home.



Man Fires 'Dozens' Of Bullets Into Woman's Home After She Refuses Sexual Advances

A man in The Villages, Florida was arrested this week after he allegedly shot up the home of a woman who refused to have sex with him.

According to ClickOrlando.com, Sumter County sheriff's deputies responded to reports of gun fire at the woman's home and arrested 69-year-old Howard Sparber.

Deputies said that Sparber fired dozens of gunshots to gain entry to the house, but the woman turned out not to be home at the time.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/06/man-near-orlando-fires-dozens-bullets
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Florida Man strikes out with woman, shoots up her house, and she's not home. (Original Post) Archae Jun 2016 OP
Florida man is such an idiot. WhiteTara Jun 2016 #1
the article doesn't say Enrique Jun 2016 #2
Wow, so I wonder what it was about him that she didn't like? Rex Jun 2016 #3
Gunhumper+ viagra =69yr old white guy getting some rocks off irisblue Jun 2016 #4
"The Villages" is a large planned retirement community. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2016 #5
And most importantly GulfCoast66 Jun 2016 #8
The Village looks like the last place on earth I'd want to retire to. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2016 #9
I am sure some members here GulfCoast66 Jun 2016 #11
That's what I was thinking. Aerows Jun 2016 #14
I believe so. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2016 #15
I installed a server there once. Aerows Jun 2016 #16
Oh yeah, that'll persuade her uppityperson Jun 2016 #6
The course of true love never did run smooth struggle4progress Jun 2016 #7
He seems nice . . . hatrack Jun 2016 #10
Evolution of Florida Man Crunchy Frog Jun 2016 #12
The villages, a Republican toxic dump. sarcasmo Jun 2016 #13
I've heard that onethatcares Jun 2016 #17
This will be sure to win her heart. Orrex Jun 2016 #18
Damn, wasted that viagra again! n2doc Jun 2016 #19

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
5. "The Villages" is a large planned retirement community.
Tue Jun 21, 2016, 08:13 PM
Jun 2016

Mostly high-end houses. I guess Florida Man can be an old rich guy as well as a young meth head.

GulfCoast66

(11,949 posts)
11. I am sure some members here
Tue Jun 21, 2016, 10:04 PM
Jun 2016

Live there. But they are an environmental nightmare and keep attracting more rich republicans from the Midwest. A hundred thousand old folks who do not want to live around families with children.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
14. That's what I was thinking.
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 12:01 AM
Jun 2016

That's that place where the people all drive around in golf carts, isn't it?

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
15. I believe so.
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 12:04 AM
Jun 2016

A huge development of expensive but characterless houses, and elderly Republicans (men in seesucker pants, white belts and polo shirts; women in colorful polyester from Alfred Dunner) chugging along in golf carts. My idea of hell.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
16. I installed a server there once.
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 12:45 AM
Jun 2016

Henpecked to death husband, first thing the woman said to me was "I pay all the bills, my opinion is the only one that matters."

I didn't even get to say hello first! It was ... interesting ...

onethatcares

(16,133 posts)
17. I've heard that
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 05:23 AM
Jun 2016

STDs and divorce are the major problems there.

Along with alcoholism.

They have tvs on in the shopping and common areas. Guess what they are tuned into?

n2doc

(47,953 posts)
19. Damn, wasted that viagra again!
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 08:17 AM
Jun 2016

I thought the Villages were a hot spot of illicit sex for the older set. I guess Mr. Sparber struck out. I'm sure he is a wonderful person

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