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bemildred

(90,061 posts)
Thu Jun 23, 2016, 12:04 PM Jun 2016

Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son



NEW YORK—With his presidential campaign facing a historic funding shortfall that has left it with only $1.3 million on hand, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was reportedly forced to reduce costs this week by replacing Eric Trump with a cheap migrant son. “In order to keep this campaign running smoothly, I had to find some ways to cut back on expenses, which is why I’ve made the tough but necessary decision to part ways with Eric and bring on Javier as my third-born child,” said Trump at a morning press event, placing his hand on the shoulder of the suit-clad 32-year-old Mexican immigrant while explaining that his newly appointed son, who recently arrived in the U.S. without documentation or a work visa, would assume his former son’s place in the family as the younger brother to Donald Jr. and Ivanka.

http://www.theonion.com/article/cash-strapped-trump-forced-replace-eric-trump-chea-53145?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds
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Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son (Original Post) bemildred Jun 2016 OP
The family values candidate anoNY42 Jun 2016 #1
Of course, The Onion. longship Jun 2016 #2
I was thinking Eric could train Javier for his new job, shouldn't take long. bemildred Jun 2016 #3

longship

(40,416 posts)
2. Of course, The Onion.
Thu Jun 23, 2016, 12:39 PM
Jun 2016

Knew so as soon as I read the title, even before the click-through.

Gladly will R&

bemildred

(90,061 posts)
3. I was thinking Eric could train Javier for his new job, shouldn't take long.
Thu Jun 23, 2016, 12:47 PM
Jun 2016

-- No, not "Claro que se Jefe!", this is America, here you say "Yes Boss!".

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