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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son
NEW YORKWith his presidential campaign facing a historic funding shortfall that has left it with only $1.3 million on hand, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was reportedly forced to reduce costs this week by replacing Eric Trump with a cheap migrant son. In order to keep this campaign running smoothly, I had to find some ways to cut back on expenses, which is why Ive made the tough but necessary decision to part ways with Eric and bring on Javier as my third-born child, said Trump at a morning press event, placing his hand on the shoulder of the suit-clad 32-year-old Mexican immigrant while explaining that his newly appointed son, who recently arrived in the U.S. without documentation or a work visa, would assume his former sons place in the family as the younger brother to Donald Jr. and Ivanka.
http://www.theonion.com/article/cash-strapped-trump-forced-replace-eric-trump-chea-53145?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds
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Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son (Original Post)
bemildred
Jun 2016
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anoNY42
(670 posts)1. The family values candidate
In this case, getting more value from your family...
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Of course, The Onion.
Knew so as soon as I read the title, even before the click-through.
Gladly will R&
bemildred
(90,061 posts)3. I was thinking Eric could train Javier for his new job, shouldn't take long.
-- No, not "Claro que se Jefe!", this is America, here you say "Yes Boss!".