Chris Christie Arrested for Keying Trumps Limo report by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)A once-prominent political career came to a shocking end on Friday as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was arrested for keying the limo of President-elect Donald J. Trump.
The incident, which rocked political circles in Trenton and Washington, happened in full view of the midtown-Manhattan crowds outside of Trump Tower, where the vandalized limo had been parked.
Suddenly, this guy broke through security, whipped out his keys, and made a gigantic gash along the side of the limo, said Harland Dorrinson, a tourist from Missouri who witnessed the incident. Police started wrestling him to the ground, and I was, like, Holy crap, thats Chris Christie.
Fellow-Republicans reacted to Christies arrest with sadness and sympathy. This whole transition period has been tough on a lot of folks, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said.
Across New Jersey, residents like Carol Foyler, of Teaneck, said that they were shocked by their governors spectacular fall. I never would have guessed that this would be the thing hed go to jail for, she said.
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