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Mira

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Fri Dec 30, 2016, 11:13 AM Dec 2016

Borowitz reveals: Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month




MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Capping an extraordinary year for the former television host, the Kremlin has named Donald J. Trump its Employee of the Month for December.

“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” the Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. “He has set a high bar for all Kremlin employees, and for that, we salute him.”

To mark the honor, Trump’s name will be added to a plaque that hangs in the hallway outside the Kremlin’s H.R. office.

According to Kremlin sources, Trump faced tough competition in the Employee of the Month voting, besting both Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and ExxonMobil’s C.E.O., Rex Tillerson.

Speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate, in Florida, Trump called the award “a tremendous honor, just tremendous.”



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Borowitz reveals: Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month (Original Post) Mira Dec 2016 OP
Yep. As we've been saying all along - tRump is Putin's puppet; his lacky, his boy. eom BlueCaliDem Dec 2016 #1
Hahahaha!!! AgadorSparticus Dec 2016 #2
I love good satire Gothmog Dec 2016 #3
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