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Donald ("It's in my genes" Trump is saying: "The dishonest media is questioning my timing in my firing of James Comey, or they're saying I did it on a whim. . . .But what really happened was that I was terribly disturbed at The Director's activities last July concerning Hillary Clinton. . . . Back then I held my tongue, as mad as I was. . . . I thought I'd let things play out. . . . But I've gotten madder and madder over the past 7 months, until I finally had to fire him. . . . If anything, you should be praising me for great restraint, not saying I fired him at the spur of a moment or because of the phony Russian investigation. . . . Nothing could be further from my mind. . . . Where do you guys come up with this stuff?"
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skip fox
(19,356 posts)But we try to capture/imagine our subjects' spin &c. for satiric purposes.
displacedtexan
(15,694 posts)Seriously, the man has no idea how many Watergate parallels he's stirred up. Moron.
RoBear
(1,188 posts)perfect shower of shit.
They're obviously immoral, but their stupidity reigns supreme.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)Com-ey-le-on..........They come and gooooooo.......They come and gooooooooooo.........
That Cold War thingy was awesome! I love big bombs!"
Johonny
(20,681 posts)Sure, they're ex-commies or "friends of commies." Commies are great friends, the best friends, good friends. They share everything. Putin, good guy, is the best ex-commie ever. He has money. Shares it with me all the time. Some people say, hey that's not allowed, but I fire those people. I fire them even if they're a commie. This commie, can't even spell commie right. Comey, what is that? That's not the name buddy, spell it right or else. Better red than dead I said to him and I got a lot of red tape, a lot of it. I need this commie cash and no Comey is going to prevent me from getting it. I just wish crooked Hillary hadn't forced my hand. It's tough, but I'm fair. I only fired him once.
skip fox
(19,356 posts)"And another thing: Comey was too tall for the job. . . . He could never bend down far enough to plant a little blessing on my backside."
Yavin4
(35,355 posts)They'll eat it like it's Jello pudding.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I tried to argue for Comey to stay, but Pootie told me, "No, Donnie, Comey has to go". So "I" fired him.