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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
Wed May 10, 2017, 11:36 AM May 2017

"I've got the greatest patience!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("It's in my genes&quot Trump is saying: "The dishonest media is questioning my timing in my firing of James Comey, or they're saying I did it on a whim. . . .But what really happened was that I was terribly disturbed at The Director's activities last July concerning Hillary Clinton. . . . Back then I held my tongue, as mad as I was. . . . I thought I'd let things play out. . . . But I've gotten madder and madder over the past 7 months, until I finally had to fire him. . . . If anything, you should be praising me for great restraint, not saying I fired him at the spur of a moment or because of the phony Russian investigation. . . . Nothing could be further from my mind. . . . Where do you guys come up with this stuff?"
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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
3. CAUTION. . . . CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport,
Wed May 10, 2017, 11:52 AM
May 2017

But we try to capture/imagine our subjects' spin &c. for satiric purposes.

displacedtexan

(15,694 posts)
2. And I just invited Henry Kissinger to tea because he was just hanging around the White House.
Wed May 10, 2017, 11:42 AM
May 2017

Seriously, the man has no idea how many Watergate parallels he's stirred up. Moron.

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)
5. "Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma
Wed May 10, 2017, 01:09 PM
May 2017

Com-ey-le-on..........They come and gooooooo.......They come and gooooooooooo.........

That Cold War thingy was awesome! I love big bombs!"

Johonny

(20,681 posts)
6. Look, I like a commie just as much as the next guy. My White House is filled with them.
Wed May 10, 2017, 01:18 PM
May 2017

Sure, they're ex-commies or "friends of commies." Commies are great friends, the best friends, good friends. They share everything. Putin, good guy, is the best ex-commie ever. He has money. Shares it with me all the time. Some people say, hey that's not allowed, but I fire those people. I fire them even if they're a commie. This commie, can't even spell commie right. Comey, what is that? That's not the name buddy, spell it right or else. Better red than dead I said to him and I got a lot of red tape, a lot of it. I need this commie cash and no Comey is going to prevent me from getting it. I just wish crooked Hillary hadn't forced my hand. It's tough, but I'm fair. I only fired him once.

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
7. Donald Trmp is saying:
Wed May 10, 2017, 02:28 PM
May 2017

"And another thing: Comey was too tall for the job. . . . He could never bend down far enough to plant a little blessing on my backside."

Yavin4

(35,355 posts)
8. YET, his idiot followers will believe every word of that crap
Wed May 10, 2017, 02:29 PM
May 2017

They'll eat it like it's Jello pudding.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
9. I had a very lengthy discussion with Pootie
Wed May 10, 2017, 02:31 PM
May 2017

I tried to argue for Comey to stay, but Pootie told me, "No, Donnie, Comey has to go". So "I" fired him.

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