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King_Klonopin

(1,305 posts)
Sat May 13, 2017, 09:45 AM May 2017

Here's a fun game for everyone to play -- It's the "with few exceptions" game

Make up your own hilarious "exceptions":

I have never been involved in money laundering, with few exceptions.
I have never shot up heroin, with few exceptions.
I have never beaten my children, with few exceptions.
I have never grabbed a woman's pussy, with few exceptions.
I have never committed a felony, with few exceptions.
I have never pissed my pants, with few exceptions.
Vladimir Putin never gave me a reach-around, with few exceptions.
I have never been dishonest in my business dealings, with few exceptions.
I have never lied under oath, with few exceptions (that one provided by Jeff Sessions)
I have never had an extramarital affair, with few exceptions.
I have never farted in church, with few exceptions.
I have never cheated on my tax return, with few exceptions.
I have never stiffed anyone on a bill, with few exceptions.
I have never "drunk tweeted" or "drunk texted", with few exceptions.

Now you try !


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Here's a fun game for everyone to play -- It's the "with few exceptions" game (Original Post) King_Klonopin May 2017 OP
I have gibraltar72 May 2017 #1
I have never discriminated against a black or brown person, with few exceptions. (eom) Louis1895 May 2017 #2
I have never fired anyone, NotARepublican1023 May 2017 #3
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