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MineralMan

(146,190 posts)
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:09 AM May 2017

Warning: Trump to Return to United States

Just a heads up to everyone. Following the G7 Summit in Sicily, Donald Trump will board AF1 and fly back to Washington. This unforeseen conclusion to the reprieve we have had during his international "Bully-Boy Tour" may come as a surprise to many, who had hoped that he'd get lost on the way to the men's room somewhere in Europe and not be able to find his way home.

So, gird your loins, buckle up your bucklers and get ready for new adventures as Trump comes home to throw his weight around here.

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Warning: Trump to Return to United States (Original Post) MineralMan May 2017 OP
That's a good thing. Kablooie May 2017 #1
WHAT - they do not want to keep him in Europe? Laf.La.Dem. May 2017 #2
I know. Imagine that... MineralMan May 2017 #7
Nah it's cool hey can keep him. Tiggeroshii May 2017 #3
Well, he needs to come back and run his mouth here dalton99a May 2017 #4
ooooohhh nooooooo......... heaven05 May 2017 #5
I know, huh... MineralMan May 2017 #10
Much as I grieve for my fellow countrymen DFW May 2017 #6
They'll give him back his phone to tweet again. uppityperson May 2017 #8
I heard he dropped it a toilet in the Vatican. MineralMan May 2017 #9
I want him to tweet every little thought that enters his head. uppityperson May 2017 #12
He is probably going to set up a campaign trail to let all of his Doreen May 2017 #11
You mean his "big foreign trip" is over? peacebuzzard May 2017 #13
Yes. Maybe we can make his next foreign trip one to Mars. MineralMan May 2017 #14
Wish the emperor's whole cabal could be dispatched as well. peacebuzzard May 2017 #15
whiny voice: already? GeorgeGist May 2017 #16

Kablooie

(18,571 posts)
1. That's a good thing.
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:16 AM
May 2017

His approval ratings have been increasing while he's been away.
Hopefully when he's back he will start horrifying people again and the approval rating, the only tool we have in eliminating him, will start dropping again.

DFW

(54,050 posts)
6. Much as I grieve for my fellow countrymen
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:21 AM
May 2017

The NATO alliance will remain intact as a result of our selfless decision to repatriate one of the worst acts of pollution we ever let seep from our shores.

MineralMan

(146,190 posts)
9. I heard he dropped it a toilet in the Vatican.
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:27 AM
May 2017

He got someone to pull it out and wipe it clean. Since then, it doesn't work at all. More's the pity, eh?

Doreen

(11,686 posts)
11. He is probably going to set up a campaign trail to let all of his
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:33 AM
May 2017

worshipers know how well he did on his trip abroad and that he found out who is truly our allies and who is our enemies. He is going to tell them how rude our enemies are and how gracious our allies are. "Let me tell you folks that Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the middle east were great!"

peacebuzzard

(5,123 posts)
13. You mean his "big foreign trip" is over?
Fri May 26, 2017, 10:33 AM
May 2017

Oh yeah, a photo op planned for Memorial Day.
Golfing is his only initiative.
Thanks for the warning

peacebuzzard

(5,123 posts)
15. Wish the emperor's whole cabal could be dispatched as well.
Fri May 26, 2017, 01:25 PM
May 2017

This whole country has become so sour with cheetolinni's influence. I would certainly contribute to that rocket launch!

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