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Tue Jun 13, 2017, 06:42 PM

Man Ravaged by Amnesia Somehow Able to Hold Down Demanding Legal Job (Borowitz)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An Alabama man whose brain was ravaged by severe amnesia is somehow able to function in an extremely demanding legal job, leading neurologists reported on Tuesday.

The man, whom neurologists are calling a “medical mystery,” has performed highly exacting tasks in one of the country’s top legal positions despite having virtually no short- or long-term memory.

Dr. Davis Logsdon, the chairman of the neurology department at the University of Minnesota Medical School, said that the Alabaman’s brain “defies explanation.”

“In all the medical literature, we have never seen an example of someone capable of holding down such a high-powered job while having no memory whatsoever of people he met, things he said, places he has been, or thoughts he has had,” Logsdon said. “It’s the stuff of science fiction.”

Logsdon said that his team of neurologists was studying video of the man in the hopes of understanding the paradoxical functioning of his brain, but Logsdon acknowledged that such a task was challenging. “After listening to him talk for hours, your own brain starts to hurt,” he said.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Tue Jun 13, 2017, 06:46 PM

1. I love good satire

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Tue Jun 13, 2017, 06:52 PM

2. I think there must be something in the drinking water

in the AG's office. Alberto Gonzalez and Ed Meese had similar issues. It was surprising Meese was even able to find his way to his office unaided, since he suffered an almost complete mental blackout.

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Response to pscot (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 13, 2017, 06:52 PM

3. Whatever it is, it seems to be highly contagious.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Thu Jun 15, 2017, 10:20 AM

4. k+r

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