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Apparently it's Official; Putin has Cancer (Original Post) magicguido Jun 2022 OP
Suffer the little Putin. ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2022 #1
Seven minutes and 59 seconds Effete Snob Jun 2022 #2
He IS cancer! cornball 24 Jun 2022 #3
As long as it's not his star sign. LW1977 Jun 2022 #4
Can they operate on it and remove the putin? lastlib Jun 2022 #5
My only real takeaway was that if Lavrov is talking, it's a lie. Warpy Jun 2022 #6
Having access to the best care money can buy soldierant Jun 2022 #7
He's a well known germaphobe Warpy Jun 2022 #8

lastlib

(22,981 posts)
5. Can they operate on it and remove the putin?
Thu Jun 2, 2022, 07:11 PM
Jun 2022

I hope soon they can declare cancer putin-free.

BTW, I've read that polonium tea is an effective treatment.

Warpy

(110,908 posts)
6. My only real takeaway was that if Lavrov is talking, it's a lie.
Thu Jun 2, 2022, 07:17 PM
Jun 2022

Putin hasn't cosplayed a Cossack in several years, so it's most likely a slow cancer like prostate cancer. Or it could be one of the chronic leukemias. Thyroid cancer is not just treatable, it's usually curable if caught early, and you know he's got the best medical care his stolen billions can buy him.

By the way, I understand from Starsky that France has now joined the ever growing club of Nazi countries. Right now, it's starting to look like the Nazi menace is everywhere but the one totalitarian country actively trying to expand its borders and promoting genocide.

Go figure.

I'd say if he's got cancer, it's the least of his problems.

soldierant

(6,648 posts)
7. Having access to the best care money can buy
Thu Jun 2, 2022, 08:46 PM
Jun 2022

will not help someone who is too vain to admit they don't feel all that great and too stubborn to allow oneself to be examined.

Warpy

(110,908 posts)
8. He's a well known germaphobe
Thu Jun 2, 2022, 09:23 PM
Jun 2022

and probably paranoid about his health, every sniffle or bellyache means he'll get checked out for exotic poisons. Someone would have noticed a positve PSA or out of whack blood work.

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